Three Word Story
Welcome to "Three Word Story," where each episode improvises a tale from the unknown. Join hosts James Royle and Dylan Jacobs as they stumble through narratives sparked by three random words generated from the map app what3words thethreewordstory@gmail.com
Three Word Story
21. 23 Jump Street Poetry & Supercar Origins
We're back after battling illness and navigating holidays, ready to dive into imaginative storytelling with renewed energy! This episode takes you on a journey from the stunning landscapes of Oman to the competitive rivalry of Italian car manufacturers – all through the power of three random words.
The adventure begins with a vivid recounting of a day trip to Oman, complete with winding roads, cultural encounters, and what might be the world's best KFC chicken burger. But the real excitement kicks off when we introduce a fresh twist on our format: choosing locations where we think the other would hide in an international game of hide-and-seek, then deriving three words from those places.
Dylan faces the challenge of crafting a story from "pizzeria," "lambs," and "florist" (inspired by Trump's Mar-a-Lago), responding with a masterful slam poetry performance connected to the Jump Street films that will have you laughing out loud. Meanwhile, James tackles "etchings," "slam," and "revisit" (derived from North Korea's Central Zoo) by creating an elaborate origin story for Ferrari and Lamborghini as competing business owners in 1940s Northern Italy.
The rivalry between "Fruccio" and "Enzo" escalates as they battle for the heart of a local florist named Celia, culminating in a soapbox derby featuring their animal mascots – a lamb and a miniature horse. Their contest is hilariously simulated through a computer game, determining once and for all who will win the fair maiden's heart.
Join us for this comedic journey through improvised storytelling, questionable accents, and the surprising origins of Italian automotive excellence. And stay tuned for next week when we explore where the strongest man in the world would come from – and why!
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Welcome to Three Word Story. I'm James.
Speaker 2:I'm Dylan.
Speaker 1:And this is the podcast where we take three words from the app.
Speaker 2:What three words.
Speaker 1:And improv the shit out of a story.
Speaker 2:Today on Three Word Story.
Speaker 1:Are you trying to tell me that the word is a lamb or a group of lambs? I'm dying.
Speaker 2:Not sure if you are aware of the plot of 21 and 22 Jump Street.
Speaker 1:DJ 2 and the big one in a stink.
Speaker 2:Farming. Don't make me a donkey, ilya. Please do not make me tickle myself.
Speaker 1:Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, dylan. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, dylan, moving my move down. Hands up a hands down. Three word story. What you gonna do now, dylan, how are you?
Speaker 2:double kill. Hey, james, how's it going well? Now I'm doing fantastically well. Uh, we, uh. It's been a minute. It's been a minute, but it has been a minute.
Speaker 1:Happy to be back I know we are back. Uh, unfortunately there's been sickness. There's been a minute, but it has been a minute. Happy to be back. I know we are back. Unfortunately there's been sickness, we're back. There's been holidays, we're back, and yeah, so there's been things in the way, there's been obstacles, but we've hurdled them, and by hurdle them I mean we've ran into them, fallen over, been sick, been on holiday, yes, but we are here, dylan, we for the podcast do kill. What have you been up to since? We've?
Speaker 2:been sick and on holiday. I guess that's about it. What have you done? Well, besides being sick I was not on holiday and I was, yeah, just being sick, trying to get back to my feet been to the gym the other day, still have a bit of bit of phlegm, because I felt the listeners needed to know that they're probably hearing, because I felt the listeners needed to know that They'll probably hear it in the back of your throat.
Speaker 1:Now, what's different about Dylan?
Speaker 2:All of a sudden him just bonging Harf.
Speaker 1:No delicious. Well, Dylan, it was way back when when we decided that we were going to pick words based on somewhere where the other one would hide, and we're going to do our three words based on this one. But first of all, dylan, let me give you a little bit of update of what I've been doing, and this, for me, is an ode to Oman. I just want a bit of an ode to Oman. So yesterday, me and Ali, we took a trip to Oman. And now for those at home and across the world who just think that I'm I'm messing around and just it's like it's a weird thing it's not it's a country and it's a wonderful country.
Speaker 1:The borders the united arab emirates in which we live, so we decided to go there on a day trip and it was an extended day, dylan it was. It was a long, long day. So, bam, five hour drive there from half five. Beautiful landscape, there's desert, there's rocks, there's all kinds of nice things. We crossed the border. Every Omani person there was smiley AF, just kind and nice and welcoming to Oman. You queue for a bit, you get some car insurance, you get your visa, bam stickers. Smiley face man Straight on the road again, okay, it was delightful.
Speaker 2:No, no, it's here, there's. It was a life of fun. No, no, yeah, there's. No, there's no gunshots.
Speaker 1:That was him just being like oh, and we were straight out there, we're on the road, we're on the road again we drove for many, many hours, uh, taking in the sights, schlurping them in, seeing the what uh old man has to offer, and some beautiful landscapes. It's a big old country, uh, about 5 million people. Uh, they're not like Ferraris and Lamborghinis like Dubai, but that's not a real place really, when it comes to what normal people are but everyone had like nice cars, Everyone was pretty.
Speaker 1:I would say well off, but it's a little bit more traditional.
Speaker 2:Traditional.
Speaker 1:So the first obstacle that we came across whilst we were driving to our first stop in Alhambra is we got to a town. Now it was Eid celebration. So for our Muslim friends out there, eid Mubarak, it's the end of Ramadan, so Eid Mubarak. So it was big celebrations for people in the area and the traffic was chock-a-block. It was two lanes completely just blocked out. This was the main road, so we decided to be typical tourists.
Speaker 2:And a new segment for typical tourists. A new segment.
Speaker 1:So yeah, for typical tourists. Then we went off piste so we went to ways and went hey, ways, give us a different route, because you know this, this, this main road shenanigans ain't doing it for us. So we then spent the next 45 minutes to an hour driving around teeny, tiny little town roads that were completely chock-a-block full of people everywhere.
Speaker 1:So there was like a castle there, where we assume everyone was going for their eid celebration. So everyone was wearing their traditional candoras and they had like these, these like curved swords in their pockets, like everyone looked amazing. Okay, yeah, and these roads were tiny. Right, we're used to it. Here roads are huge, but this was like everything was like. It was like an italian village, like it was everything at different heights there was hills, it was close together and people were parked everywhere, like just everywhere.
Speaker 1:So people would park up a street so much that it would block access, so then everyone would have to reverse the other way. Then you try another street and then there's too many people coming and it was. It was chaos, but everyone was still nice. Someone came past. They put the window down. He was like brother, I wouldn't go down there if I were. You maybe try down that way in the left. And I was like, thank you so much. He obviously knew he's like look at that stupid white guy here, what's he doing here? The silly prick. And instead of being angry at me for clogging up the road, he was just generally nice. So hats off to that man, hats off.
Speaker 1:We made haste and we went to this beautiful, beautiful, beautiful oasis. So it was like within a valley palm trees everywhere. It was like Bali, right. The actual description on the app that we used to find these places said it will make you feel like you're in bali. And we sat and we found this cafe where it was leaves and palm trees over you and ali sat there and went this reminds me of bali and I went. My goodness, the person who created that app absolutely nailed it on the head and it was beautiful up until the family on the table next to us decided the bird song they were like could you please leave our living room?
Speaker 2:this is not. This is um part of the your typical tourist segment ali put the gag back in the grandma's mouth.
Speaker 1:Right, we want to, we really want a traditional way, but it was. It was calm, peaceful. This family and particularly this was the older lady of the group decided to do this, decided that, nay, we shall not enjoy this solitude and peacefulness. We must listen to abba immediately. And stuck on some dancing queen on her phone, playing it out loud, and just sat back in a chair looking at the scenery and everyone had to listen to crackly ass dancing queen, as me and Ali are there seething, going why, why, lady, why, and then walking away. Going dancing queen, fuck's sake.
Speaker 1:So on her point. So that was the only downside. And then we went off from there for another hour drive through the mountains up and down, and then we went to another. It was a wadi, so it was it's like drive, haven't rained, and then you follow basically this stream all the way up where they've taken water from the very top of the mountain all the way through. So it's like a narrow stream, probably like 12 inches wide, and then you just walk along it, follow it all across the mountain as the water's running down. There's goats all around the place I was not ready for you.
Speaker 2:I thought you were like goats along there. Along it, double kill and there was goats everywhere, double kill.
Speaker 1:So I've for dylan, I've got goat burger for you. No, there was no, no dead goats. They were all alive and they were all. They were all very clean, they had nice hair, I'll give them that. And we went up and we enjoyed some nature. There was some nature, lizards around, there was some rocks, there was some nice people. It wasn't too busy, and then we made haste all the way home and the last kind of little goodbye from Oman. We hadn't eaten much the day, we were just enjoying ourselves. And, look, eat much of the day. We were just enjoying ourselves. And look, it was again much more traditional than what we're used to lots of fast food everywhere and it was eat. So most places like shawarma shop closed, you know, this restaurant closed and we were hungry, right, yeah, the last petroleum station before we left and, by the way, petrol is super cheap.
Speaker 2:Oh, I just wanted to say not edible I tried I tried but. I have.
Speaker 1:That's why I still want so much energy. And the last shop that we saw, last petroleum station, kfc kentucky motherfucking finger looking good fried chicken got it. And I'd say to you, dylan, I ate the best chicken burger I have ever had in my motherfucking life. It was delicious. I've had so much kf had in my motherfucking life. It was delicious. I've had so much KFC in my life.
Speaker 2:That's a strong statement. It's very strong.
Speaker 1:The KFC. I've got some fucking shit to tell you, the KFC next to me. I'm not going to say where I am or where it is, because I don't want to be thrown in prison, but it's shit, right, it's finger licking fucking shit, it's what it is. It it's finger licking fucking shit, it's what it is. It's bad, and it's bad for KFC. And if KFC wants to get in touch, I will point them in the right direction and say that they are letting you down, colonel, they are letting you down, but this Omani KFC, my god, it was juicy, it was saucy, it was everything you needed to be, besides just comparing it to other KFCs.
Speaker 2:Besides just comparing it to other kfc's, like you are now saying it's the best chicken burger like period, not just best chicken burger from kfc, or is it like ever?
Speaker 1:I'm telling you I speak english.
Speaker 2:This is the best.
Speaker 1:This is the best chicken burger period period. Okay, it was that good. So I'm driving out Oman thinking, oman, what a country, what a place. We shall go back for the KFC. We'll go back for that place. We'll go back to Alhambra, we'll go back to that wadi. Next time we want to go to Muscat, because that seems pretty sick, I'm down for Muscat. That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 3:Drop it down low with three word story.
Speaker 1:So, dylan, yep, what's up? Two the words we've got and where, why we've chosen and what we're doing right now. The idea of this one was that we picked each other's three words for the first time. Yes, usually we find our own based on the place that we're going to do. This time, we were going to share each other's and then surprise each other with what that location is. Now, we are not the kind of people who are going to go uh, you know, oh, and, by the way, you know, this happened when actually we fucked up. We got quite drunk on Friday. We shared these places with each other and, and you know, we kind of ruined the surprise. But fuck it, we're gonna go in with it anyway. We're gonna be honest with our audience. We're gonna tell them exactly how it is that we, we did share beforehand, but I can't actually remember what you did. So, dylan, where did you think I would hide in an international game of hide and seek, and why?
Speaker 2:well, I wish I could tell you specifically, because that was, that was one of the issues like. I obviously double checked because I am kind of the one that fucked it up in the first place, but I am the one who did my words and, yes, curiosity did kill the cat and I found out exactly exactly where, um, uh, where the location was beforehand. But there was an issue with yours and that's actually what we never got to track down, because we had an excess of seven beers.
Speaker 1:There was yes and above and I don't know how many of the beers were consumed at that point, but the memory was quite, it's quite, scrubbed out at that point so we can basically go from scratch on this one. So, dylan, where did you think I would hide in a game of hide and seek, and why?
Speaker 2:I wonder if I can find it, but I'm not going to. But it was something like Palm, palm Drive like Oceanic Drive, whatever, but anyway can find it, but I'm not going to. But it was something like palm, no, how was it? Yeah, uh, palm drive like ocean, oceanic drive, whatever, but anyway what it came down to and I thought it would be funny. The same way I found out what my location was, which will get onto like that, like in the moment.
Speaker 2:If you had seen my face, I tried to to see if I can't have a similar feel, or like the reaction out of you.
Speaker 1:Okay, and that was uh, I said you would, um, you would hide in trump's mar-a-lago estate I mean that that is a good place to where you would be probably the last place that you would go, which makes sense, yeah, that's true, but there was also another guy who was unlikely to be there and he hid in a bush, but he had a gun. Now I do promise that I would not have a gun if I was hiding there. I ain't about that. I ain't about that, and I'm not massively into golf as in, I'm just shit at it. So you know maybe that's another thing that I I wouldn't hide there, um, but hey, I could hide out there and just listen to all the nonsense conversations they have.
Speaker 2:I just figured it would be ironic. Yeah, it'd probably be the last place. You'd be Might be a good place because it's the last place. And yes, you might not be the biggest fan, without going too deep into politics. True, but imagine all the secrets I would hear.
Speaker 1:They tell secrets like all over the place They'll just put it on an order. On a whatsapp group they're probably snapchatting, freaking like federal documents to each other. I'll just be able to overhear it. He puts documents in the bathroom. He did that in his other home, so I'll just be able to walk around learning all the secret things. Who killed jfk? You know, like all these different conspiracies, I'll be able to find out whilst hiding in an international game of hide and seek.
Speaker 1:So yeah, hiding in the shitter reading all these wonderful documents. So it does make sense and it is a learning journey as well Be able to learn about all these places as well.
Speaker 2:So so, yeah, that's that's. Those were my my. Well, that was a location that I picked for you. Um, okay, and what three?
Speaker 1:words. Did that give me um? In all honesty, I don't know well, fortunately, dylan, I have them in front of me, so what?
Speaker 3:an arsehole question that is trapped motherfucker I made you look like a okay, okay, okay, that was a that was a horse if for those you who don't know what a horse is, I'll put me out for that one.
Speaker 2:You're welcome.
Speaker 1:So that gave me Dylan my three words of pizzeria, lambs and florist Pizzeria, lambs, florist, Great. Now I think the issue came from when I was trying to find exactly where it was. Was the lamb and lambs, or maybe the order of the words, because for three words yeah, what three words? To work you need to put them in order and you need to know if there's a plural or not, which, again, if it's a dire case of emergency, could cause issues.
Speaker 2:you know like I'm a pizza, or you'll just remember it's lamb and not lambs right.
Speaker 1:So excuse me, sir, are you trying to tell me that the word is a lamb or a group of lambs? So right, they gave me these three words, which we'll get on to shortly now. For you, dylan, yes, I had to select a place where I thought it'd be a top quality place for you to hide in an international game of hide and seek. And well, I'll let you tell, because you you had the wonderful surprise. I sent you the three words and you, little naughty boy, went out there and found out where this place was. Tell the listeners at home where this place was so why, no, he wasn't.
Speaker 2:He wasn't making a gun noise where's the uh, where's the pop, god, uh, when you need him. But no, it was korea central zoo. And you know what's funny is me looking at it? Right, korea central zoo. And it says right underneath that old-fashioned animal exhibits why are they old-fashioned?
Speaker 1:why?
Speaker 2:would you specify old fashioned animal exhibits? So they felt that that should be known on this global positioning app. Is Korea Central Zoo old fashioned animal exhibits?
Speaker 1:I wonder if that's how, so it's North Korea, by the way.
Speaker 3:Pyongyang the capital of North Korea.
Speaker 1:And so maybe that's how it trans zoo translates, I don't know into Korean that it's an old fashionedfashioned animal. But what is new fashion and what's old-fashioned are they just like, like king kong style cages they're hiding in? Yeah what?
Speaker 2:I kind of picture is is like um circus styled like almost, almost like animals being in the circus, like where dumbo was before he got released, like, and that's that's kind of why we now evolved into what is no longer known as old-fashioned animal exhibits, but a bit more.
Speaker 1:New-fashioned yeah, new-fashioned, new-fashioned animal exhibits. It is now called enclosures not Not exited.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not exited.
Speaker 1:So the reason why I thought you would hide here, dylan, oh, I've been dying to know this, right. Initially, initially I was hovering around. I was hovering around maps, thinking where would be an entertaining place to put you, and I immediately went to Pyongyang, right. And why did I go to Pyongyang? Because in my mind, I thought you would think that, oh, I'll go to Pyongyang, right. And why did I go to Pyongyang? Because in my mind I thought you would think that, ooh, I'll go to Korea.
Speaker 2:I just wanted to say you made that sound ooh. And then I was like what's to follow?
Speaker 1:Ooh ah-ah, no, not, ooh, ah-ah, no, no, no, no. I wouldn't think that you are going to be in the exhibit. I wouldn't think that I would think lowly, view in a different way, where you would go right, because in my mind it was like okay, we need I, it's my turn to hide. I found James in Mar-a-Lago. Now I need to hide. I'm gonna hide in Korea, because that is a like off by China. That's the middle of nowhere, and you're gonna be there on your laptop and you're gonna think, oh shit, which one's a good and the bad one? Oh god, oh, which, which? Which one? Should I go to the north or the south? I mean, I know one of them my soul.
Speaker 3:It would only work if you went to the right one yeah and so you went, you followed your seal and then you put the other one and went to, and then you looked at, you, read pyongyang and you went pyongyang and you were like well they must have laser guns there space.
Speaker 2:Go, let's go.
Speaker 1:So yeah, that's, I thought you were there, sat down thinking god north south north, south flips a coin and then bam, you're off to pyongyang, right.
Speaker 1:And then you go there and you walk around and now, initially, when I was hovering around, I did see a building in the north korea pyongyang zoo. Uh, that looked enormously like a boob from the top. So in my mind you'd be thinking, okay, where should I stay, where should I look at in north korea? And you would see the boob building and you'd go. I want to spend my time in some old-fashioned animal exhibits next to the boob building. So I actually picked the words that were bang on north korea zoo, but nearby was the, the boob building right, yeah and then the other reason why I thought maybe why korea?
Speaker 1:is because you, dylan, would feel like a giant there, right, you would walk around, you would feel like you are king of the castle there. You know there's old-fashioned animal exhibits, you know everyone is catering to whatever your needs are and you'd feel like a total demon. You know, not many people go to pyongyang, so I think that that you would feel, you know, almighty there and I want that for you, and you would get to hide there, chill out with some gorillas, leopards or whatever old fish fashion animals that they have a dodo maybe.
Speaker 1:Um, they could have anything there. They have a boot building, so who knows? So that gave you. What three words, dylan?
Speaker 2:etchings which I had to google.
Speaker 1:Uh slam revisit okay, wow uh, on hindsight that's they're quite mean words. I don't know if we've been that kind to each other. It took me a while to really kind of figure out where I was going to go with it, but we got there in the end. Um dylan for deciding who goes first, I guess we'll just do uh, no, no sorry, just a thought.
Speaker 2:Every now and again a thought pops up.
Speaker 1:That was dangerous.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was quite funny because I saw a reel the other day on Instagram of South Africans playing rock paper scissors and yeah, it's pretty fucking funny that that's the way we do.
Speaker 1:What gun? Gun carrot. No, Ching Chong Chao. Yeah, okay, so we're going back to Ching Chong Chao.
Speaker 2:Well, no, we don't have to, but I wanted to show you the video afterwards.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, you know, because it's, because it's you know, because we're going to Pyongyang zoo. Okay, is it called again Ching?
Speaker 2:You're just like I don't want to say this.
Speaker 1:Ching, yeah, chong Chao Chao. Okay, right, so we're going to go, uh, ching Chong Chao, and then, and then we'll decide who goes first.
Speaker 2:Right Right, ching Chong Chao.
Speaker 1:Uh, oh, I was doing the gun. I thought that's what Ching Chong Chow was the gun.
Speaker 2:No, Rabbit carrot, no, it's rock paper scissors. We just it's too difficult to say Rock paper scissors, so we say Ching Chong Chow In Afrikaans.
Speaker 1:Okay, right so we're going to do Rock paper scissors, but Ching Chong Chow yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Ching Chong Chow. Ching Chong Chow. Ah Right, dylan. Yes, james, you may. Champs, you may go first. Thank you, my, because you did give me this wonderful tea to go for your coffee. So the wheels, are you watching at home? It is a golf tee. How fucking hilarious am. I didn't mean to throw that you.
Speaker 2:By the way, that was very aggressive actually it's uh, it's pretty funny because I meant to give you the other one, which is right next to it, and it's a trump one so yeah, wow, that would have been a nice little full circle moment. I'm. I'm being serious.
Speaker 1:I think it's on the ground, but anyway, there's something sharp up my anus, so it could have been on the chair of the whole team. Well, dylan, let's hit me with whatever three words you had of freaking sketch pow, bam, slam bam.
Speaker 3:Thank you, man. Drop it down low with three word story.
Speaker 1:Right, so itchings slam revisit. Oh, and do you want to clarify any of those words for our listeners at home?
Speaker 2:yeah, sure I can. Let me just go back to fucking google.
Speaker 1:Let me go back to dictionarycom.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is part of a printmaking process in which lines or areas are incised, sized using acid, into a metal plate in order to hold the ink.
Speaker 1:That was the horse of curiosity. That was very nice. Yeah, it was a good horse, good.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the sound of a horse is. That's the sound of a horse.
Speaker 1:That's the sound you didn't know. Do you want me to?
Speaker 3:go over again, so this one's a horse and this one is a.
Speaker 1:I thought it was a lamb, but on close inspection it could be a goat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but a horse doesn't bark right. But what do you call that, the sound that?
Speaker 3:the horse actually.
Speaker 2:Fuck off.
Speaker 3:You call it winnieing.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's a terrible no.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's called winnieing Okay.
Speaker 3:Or neighing. I guess Neighing.
Speaker 1:Neighing or winning. No, no, no, horse people are weird, so they'd call it weird Horse people are weird, right, so yeah, right.
Speaker 2:So we had Etchins and we had Slam Revisit. I'm not sure if you are aware of the plot of 21 and 22 Jump Street. Vaguely, dylan, vaguely, but I would love to know where you're going with this Right. So basically you have. It's an undercover operation of adults looking slightly younger and then kind of doing a. Basically is it a sting operation.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'd say sting.
Speaker 2:Sting operation to then infiltrate this drug syndicate busy in around high schools and or then the college which is then the follow-up movie Right? So just to remind you of the characters, though, you've got Captain Dixon, who is played by Mr Cube, mr.
Speaker 1:Cube.
Speaker 2:You can't call him just Ice.
Speaker 1:Cube. Okay, I guess you don't know him. We're not personally acquainted with Mr.
Speaker 3:Cube.
Speaker 1:But for those who are friendly with him, they would call him Ice Cube.
Speaker 2:Ice.
Speaker 1:Cube. But because we're not close, I wouldn't dare.
Speaker 2:I don't want to disrespect mr, not on a first name basis. Okay, right, so mr cube. Yeah, captain dixon. Uh, jenko is played by, uh, the lovely channing tatum. Okay, yeah, mr tatum, mr tatum. Yeah, uh, schmidt is mr hill, so jonah hill, yes and one that is in our famous theme park.
Speaker 1:We have a. We have a whole exit exit there's the flam we were talking about there we go, so but I think we can call him Jonah Hill because we have. We have a whole exhibit in one of our famous theme park from episode fuck knows anyway, yes, right, so those, those are basically.
Speaker 2:Oh, and Eric, who is, uh, from the first movie I mean, I'm not going to go through the whole course, but played by, uh, mr franco, dave franco, little brother of the older one, the older icon, icon. Okay, no matter who they are.
Speaker 1:They're all in mr franco, I assume.
Speaker 2:Mr franco, yes, so basically story captain dixon wanted to reopen. I assume, mr Frank, yes. So basically a story. Captain Dixon wanted to reopen the case of Cynthia's murder. Now Cynthia is the person that went missing in the second installment, 22 Jump Street, or the 22nd installment, 22 Jump Street, or the 22nd in store, and because he received he received a note from Cynthia's mom, also called Cynthia right she discovered some etchings on, specifically, a metal plate, because I think I read that, because Google said so Because Google said so In the backyard and underneath that, inside a capsule sort of thing, was a poem, right?
Speaker 3:Sorry, cause of curiosity.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's quite the mouthy. Fella Was a poem and in this poem it kind of gave clues and addressed where she was and what had happened, and then just to kind of give a bit of insight again as to what drug was on the loose back then. On the loose Making the rounds back then was the drug called Wi-Fi Wi-Fi, a drug called Wi-Fi Wi-Fi but spelt with Ys.
Speaker 1:So Wi-Fi Fi and what is a Wi-Fi? How would wi-fi make me?
Speaker 2:feel, listen, it will put you on a level and I'm assuming because I do not do drugs, james yes, good, I just wanted to reiterate that don't do drugs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't do drugs kids. No, I mean, it probably starts with a little bit of sensation on the fingers, just to know that, yes, I did consume something that I probably shouldn't have. Right, and, needless to say, people do that, they actually. Your face goes numb, but it's a good numbness, because that's what good numbness is. And at the same time, yes, it does the same as all the other drugs in terms of hallucinations, maybe just with an extra bit of kick, almost like you took a bit of a hit of cocaine.
Speaker 2:So, hallucinations, energy of cocaine, boom there, you've got Wi-Fi.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you've got Wi-Fi. I tell you who is interested the horse, curious horse, yeah, okay well.
Speaker 2:So the poem reads as follows Wow, we have a poem here, my goodness.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And also I'm not sure if you are aware of Jenko not Jenko Schmidt's slam poetry reading in the second film. I am not Dylan, so basically just to give you a refresher. This was the quick poem. Okay, thank you. The slam poem, slam poetry, yelling angry, waving my hands, a lot, specific view. Specific point of view on things sin, thea, sin. Jesus died for us. Cynthia's Jesus cried. Runaway bride, julia Roberts. Julia Roberts, cynthia, cynthia, you're dead, you're dead. Beep bop, beep, boom, you're dead.
Speaker 1:So that was like I was watching the film. Yeah, it was like I was watching Mr Hill himself. Yeah, so.
Speaker 2:So that was. That was basically his rend, not his rendition. That was his poem, and this was now Cynthia's, and I'm assuming after seeing the movie she tried to redeem herself with this poem. Okay, actually, she probably didn't redeem herself. Well, with your delivery, I'm sure it's going to be excellent.
Speaker 2:So, poem titled Wi-Fi, wi-fi why, fi, leaving me here to die? You feel I'm in this mess because of a drug deal. I'm in trouble. Jenko and Schmidt, help on the double. I didn't know how I'd come to this, took a turn south and now I'm in the wild collecting firewood and drinking juice yes, juice, because piss didn't rhyme. And I got loose, kidnapped me, they tried. I'm sounding like Dr Seuss, I tried, I'm sounding like Dr Seuss, I tried.
Speaker 2:On my escape I grabbed a whiff of egg rolls. Didn't know if it meant help or meant holes, but something smelled off like deep fried malice. Could it be those from wuhan palace and johnny? Johnny, you'd know what to do if they hadn't put two in you. If only dep was still on the case, not getting shot in the fucking face. But instead they sent these two fools my way Jenko, mr Tatum because he looks good in the light of day, and Schmidt because he worked with Scorsese one time. Now they think he can solve a crime. I think this kid's in jail, but trace it back to Eric and for him to unveil. If this makes no sense, neither does this clue. I guess Dylan needed something for you to listen to.
Speaker 1:Wow, I don't have an applause You're going to have to have, oh fuck. You're just going to have to have lots of goats just cheering you. They love it, they absolutely love it.
Speaker 2:Wow, they sound more excited than the previous time.
Speaker 1:I do have to say Maybe I'm just Because that was incredible slam poetry.
Speaker 2:Did you write that yourself? I actually wrote this myself.
Speaker 1:No, no, bullshit. We have a slam poet right in front of us. You just slammed me with your poetry. Yeah, yeah, don't get me wrong, I was completely off the cuff, but no I obviously had this uh yeah, fucking idea, but no, I thought I thought it was, I would say, when I heard the word malice dylan, I was like I had to ask chat, chat, gpt to dumb it down because nobody would believe yeah, that's, that's true, but you're like so sophisticated dylan hats off to you.
Speaker 1:I don't want my wearing one but, here we go I will dock my cap uh, that was incredible and I do. You know what you should just send? We'll, we'll take this recording and we'll send it some producers and I think you've got the whole 23.
Speaker 2:Jump Street now, yeah, so there we go yeah, you've got the whole premise for the for the next one from the 23. So and and for the people that know the um, the layers, or like the plot of the film, the second and the first and the second, like wuhan palace, right, like in the beginning in the first film he was like it smells like egg rolls, right, and that's, that's eric's car that runs on fucking egg rolls.
Speaker 1:That's how deep we're going. That is you are. I wonder what all those notepads and everything were down there in the DVD boxes of 21 and 22 Jump Street. You really got it and like all the stuff all over the walls, like with the string connecting all the different pictures and the subplots. I didn't wonder what they were. I didn't know they were going to be with your story.
Speaker 2:You just thought I was weird. And yes, james, I am weird. However, yes, james, I am weird, however, it was not that. But yeah, this one came out fairly nice, that was good.
Speaker 1:I can't wait to capture them and put it all over the internet, and I also don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my hands.
Speaker 2:For those who was looking.
Speaker 3:For some reason this finger was pulled back the whole time?
Speaker 1:Why were you two in the pink and one in the stinking yeah?
Speaker 3:No, not bring the horse into this Curious, curious horse. Curious horse is interesting that is your.
Speaker 1:That is your slam poetry name, by the way. Dj two in the pink one in the stink, yo, yo what up and I assume everyone who has listened to this completely understands what two in the pink, one in the stink means to your middle finger and your forefinger.
Speaker 1:Your third finger, your wedding finger ring folded in and then your pinky stinking out there, then that will penetrate the stink and then you're two for the pink. So, dj, two in the pink, one in the stink. That was good, hats off to you. And your three words again were Were etchings.
Speaker 2:I think we got that from the very beginning where they found the etchings Etchings, revisit, reopen. You kind of were close enough, you were revisiting the films for everyone, so I would accept that.
Speaker 1:And now I want to go watch 21 and 22 Jump Street and work on 23. Jump Street which I'm sure everyone would be interested in, and uh, well, obviously the third one was slam, which is slam poetry. I want to see more slam poetry from you. Okay, sure, that is my as my wish going forward. All right, I want more slam poetry because no one is asking for any more christmas crampus. But I am asking for more slam poetry from you. All right, you got it. Exceptional stuff, dylan, fuck me, that was loud, oopsie, poopsie.
Speaker 3:Drop it down low with three word story Now.
Speaker 1:Dylan yeah, let's get back. Let's get down to business Now. You put in a lot of effort into your three words. Thank you.
Speaker 3:I did not. All right, your three words, thank you, I did not all right, so we have.
Speaker 1:Uh, this is a very loose and fast story, as they usually are, to be fair, but um, you really slammed me with your slam poetry so I'm up against the ropes, you slam me, you've freaking, uppercut me left, right, but we're here.
Speaker 1:We're here now and I I do have a true story for you, dylan. This time it's been a while Been a while Since I've come at you with a true story. Way back when, on the beginning podcast, I did come at you with a lot of true stories you did Allegedly true stories and then I wistfully went away and did some musicals, did some Q&As. You've actually taken us on a journey.
Speaker 2:Taken on a journey and that's why I also don't believe this whole got you Point number one. It's not a competition. Point number two I don't believe the fact that you say you are on the ropes because you know who worked the ropes. Did the old rope-a-dope?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not sure who it was a boxer. A boxer did once upon a time.
Speaker 2:I think it was Ali against Frazier. I think that's what it was probably one of them.
Speaker 1:One did the rope it up. Well, it's funny. You should say it's not competition, but I did actually go back and listen to the beginnings of our first couple of episodes. Uh, not too long ago, uh, and you want awful, no, but we actually said.
Speaker 1:The whole premise was that it was going to be a competition between you and me. I don't know how we were ever going to judge that, because there was no one listening and there was no one watching us. So complete stupid thing from from our point of view. But we've come a long way, dylan. We did some nonsensical stuff along the way and we are here, episode 21. So our podcast now is legally able to drink in the United States, which is fantastic, and we've come a while. Come a while.
Speaker 1:So, dylan, I'm bringing you a true story. This true story is based in Northern Italy. Okay, now this is going to require some imagination and some input from yourself and from myself. So we're going to, I'm going to give you a character, I'm going to be a character and I'm going to, we're going to walk through this story together. So I'm going to, I'm going to give the kind of the pillars I want us to create some, some true improv and some real, some real character story. You know, I want people at home to feel like, oh my god, they were in this time between these two characters and we will see how it unfolds.
Speaker 1:Now there is a little bit of um controversy of who really got one over the other in this story. So, for the sake of our story, later on we are going to use the medium of game to decide who wins in our story, because I don't want to take one side or the other. I don't want to be, I don't want to be tarred with that brush, okay? So, dylan, we're in northern italy, we're in the 1940s, right when you only need to close your eyes metaphorically, don't really do? It's a bit weird if I just speak to you with your eyes closed, oh, you kind of feel whatever, I don't want to do it whatever makes you happy yeah, I will be vincenzo, I am, and I I'm working in my local pizzeria.
Speaker 1:I'm a young man and I have my, my local pizzeria. I'm a young man and I have my, my local pizzeria making pizzas, naturally. Sure and Fuluccio. He is well known around the town. It's a good businessman, okay, and he operates a couple of farming machinery small companies and he's just running his own business. It's a nice man, okay, does the stuff for the public. He also has an animal best friend. As I said, he works in farming. Don't make me a donkey.
Speaker 2:Like the one opportunity you had. Hold on, Don't make me a fucking sheep or a horse now. No, no no. Don't worry. That's why I have these.
Speaker 1:That's why I have those, so don't worry.
Speaker 2:That's on my brothers.
Speaker 1:You just went down a whole tangent of you just going oh no, thankfully, dylan, you are not. You are going to be a whole real person. Okay, you, dylan, you are a very fashionable man called Enzo. Okay, your name is Enzo, it's a good name, that's pretty cool. He works across the street in my. You're my competition, right, you have, I have, a pizzeria. You have a lasagna Okay, so you operate the. You have a lasagna okay, so you operate the town's best lasagna. I operate the town's best pizzeria. Okay, so we're direct competition across from each other.
Speaker 1:If someone's gonna go have lasagna. They ain't having pizza. Someone's having pizza, they ain't having lasagna. Okay, so we we're not the best of friends, we're in constant competition with each other. Okay, so I have my little lamb friend who comes with me and everyone comes and sees my little lamb. You, on the other hand, have a small miniature horse. Okay, uh, I'll let you name him. You call him whatever you want. What do you want to call him? He's a small little what's your name again.
Speaker 2:What's? Your name is fruccio. Okay, in that case I will call him vincenzo vincenzo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay. So you have Vincenzo and I have Lamb, who is simply called Lambo, which, on hindsight, should have seen that coming. You know, I wish I had more of a cuter noise. I didn't know there was More of a scream at the end, so we'll just ignore that, okay so I have Lambo, you have V Rambo, you have Vincenzo. Okay and Okay.
Speaker 2:He's very feisty. He's very feisty Now.
Speaker 1:Fiducio and Enzo. They are competing over the local florist Celia. She's a beautiful lady, Tall, blonde, loves flowers. She goes around delivering flowers in the morning to my local pizzeria, to your lasagna I haven't seen an ugly florist before.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you that fuck me right, anyone, anyone write in um the three word story at gmailcom. Have you ever seen an ugly florist before? I've seen an old florist, but I would not call them ugly because they're old, because that's ageist and I don't believe in that. So I've seen elderly florists who are sweet and lovely but I wouldn't say they're ugly. But that is true.
Speaker 2:Email is at the three word story at gmailcom let us know, have you seen an ugly florist who's saying like it is exclusively older and ugly people.
Speaker 1:That's why they fuck with flowers to make themselves feel better.
Speaker 1:Basically no, I'm sure all right, I'm sure in, maybe in south africa uh, they're sexy florists, I don't know. But we are competing for the heart of celia, uh-huh, okay. So for the first bit of uh drama, okay, I'm gonna set the scene. I'm gonna come into your lasagna, okay, as Frutio, and I'm annoyed, you've been throwing eyes at Celia. I'm trying to make it work with her, okay, and I'm going to come, come at you, okay, and I'm going to challenge you. Okay, you don't know what the challenge is yet, right? Okay, it will become clear, and then we're going to talk about that challenge. Does that make sense? Sure, okay. So, all right, you are Enzo, I am Fruccio and scene. Enzo, I have seen you looking at my woman, celia. She is my beautiful, fair maid. And why are you looking at my woman in your stupid lasagna? What have you?
Speaker 2:got to say for yourself, your lady Celia, please do not make me tickle myself.
Speaker 1:Enzo, get your hands out of your armpits. It is very weird, and knowing you touched your lasagna with your armpit hands makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2:Listen. For you who did not know, it is a metaphor for do not make me laugh, so tickle myself is to say to make myself laugh, to say to make myself laugh so if you were to, were to have been exactly like that, been more to school, you would understand a metaphor.
Speaker 1:well, enzo, I do not like you insulting my intelligence. You are a pain in my ass, and I do not mean physically a pain in my ass. I'm not saying that you are something that is within my asshole, because that would be weird and I do not want that. I mean metaphorically you are a pain in my ass. Do you understand Now what I'm here to tell you, enzo? With your stupid lasagne, with your pasta, your sauce, your pasta, your sauce and your pasta Magnifique.
Speaker 3:That is French Magnifique.
Speaker 1:Magnifique, you just put an O at the end, I'm pretty sure. So, anyway, I am telling you and your stupid sheets of pasta sauce and pasta sauce, and pasta sauce to stay away from my woman and keep your miniature horse away from my pizzeria.
Speaker 2:He is upsetting my little Lambo, as you can tell at the end, your little pet Lambo should be so lucky to have the company of my beautiful Vincenzo, who is a Shetland pony.
Speaker 1:It is not, it's a. It is too. It's like a little pathetic stallion down there. I want them to stay away and I tell you what, enzo, we are going to settle this beef lasagna once, and for all.
Speaker 2:Beef lasagna, alright. I believe that is the Italian way to squash the this beef lasagna once and for all. Beef lasagna, all right.
Speaker 1:I believe that is the Italian way to squash the beef. It's a beef lasagna.
Speaker 2:You can be glad it is not a lamb.
Speaker 1:We are going to battle over the heart of Celia once and for all In the local town, soapbox Dalby. In the Soapbox Dalby, as you well, well know because you live in the same town as me, but I'm just going to announce it as if people were listening to us on a podcast audio. Each business owner in the town takes their fair animal friend and they put them within a soapbox car and they race down to the bottom of the hill and I'm telling you now, dylan, whoever wins this race will get the heart of Celia. I see you're frowning, dylanso.
Speaker 2:Why no? I am just simply thinking, just in case you try. You try and get out of the fact that I will win. I do not. I want you to lay down the rules. I want you to make sure that everything is confirmed beforehand, so that I know my friend, not my friend, my enemy, my frenemy is when I win. You will have nothing and no excuses to come back to me.
Speaker 1:I tell you now, enzo, I tell you now, once my car and my Lambo cross the finish line, to begin with, we will have nothing to do with each other, only on the track. But the lady, she shall be mine.
Speaker 2:All right, so soapbox racing and name the time. You have got the place. What are we doing? And uh yeah, give give me the info to to shut you out of my life I will see you tomorrow at the cracker.
Speaker 1:Done for the race and so and scene. So there we are, we've set the picture, we've set the scene. Okay, enzo ferruuccio, they are bitter enemies and now you know that they are going to be involved in the soapbox derby of this town and where the animal friends of the business owners are then put into the soapbox and they race down the hill. Now, the rules of this are simple no visible electronic or engine power. It must be your traditional soapbox, okay. So I want you now to visualize it and I want you to think how would you get your small miniature horse into your soapbox? How would you design it and why? Okay, because I'm thinking, right, it's going to be, it's going to have to be something you're going to take apart quickly. It's tomorrow, okay, it can't be anything like a super mega car, right?
Speaker 1:So I'm thinking my lamb is going to be strapped into a ski toboggan. Okay, I'm going to take one from my garage. Okay, I'm going to have a ski toboggan, because it's northern italy, they're going to have those, right, this is going to have the curved front to it, okay? And then I have two bicycles and two of my bicycles. I'm going to take the wheels off and I'm going to put them on upside. It should have good, good handling. They're going to spin around quite well. They're going to have little, teeny, tiny coaster wheels and it's going to roll on down. Okay, the front of the toboggan will curve over and it will protect freduccio's dear lambert, okay. So he's going to look after him and he's going to be able to sit down and be be pretty good. Okay, does that make sense?
Speaker 2:it does make sense, and well, yeah, and the fact that I had to google what a fucking toboggan is, uh, because, yeah, we don't, we don't have snow no, no, famously so, um, yeah, I had to google that. Now I know I actually think it's a, it's a fairly, fairly sturdy idea. Um, no, I think it's fine, but and then, yet again, I also don't want to comment too much, because I do have a bit of a? Um, a bias at this particular point, leaning towards uh, um, enzo, yeah yeah, well, good, okay.
Speaker 1:So what? What's enzo enzo gonna do? How's he gonna shape himself? A, that's what I call him ends ends.
Speaker 2:Okay, wow, you really really embodied yourself with that character. That is exceptional, right, that's incredible. Um, actually no, because he can't figure out his fucking accent.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, I'm worried that it come across slightly, uh, vampirey maybe trans-american.
Speaker 2:Like I thought the same thing, but anyway, yeah you know what?
Speaker 1:again the three-word story at gmailcom. Please let us know. Uh, our italian friend, big fan of ours, daniele, I'm sure will let us know and probably will never listen to us ever again after this uh, probably derogatory, uh podcast. So how are you designing your horse soapbox? In what are you going to throw it in? Imagine you're in your garage back at home. What have you got in there that's going to be able to house your miniature horse?
Speaker 2:and why so what I was saying? Well, what I initially thought was why over over complicate the process and just slap some. Slap some wheels on there.
Speaker 3:Okay, just be like okay, fine, yeah, on the horse fuck.
Speaker 1:Okay, I didn't even wow, you have blown me away.
Speaker 2:So that's what I thought. But and I thought they might not be and like maybe maybe he kind of um, like he's got, he's got four normally they've got four legs and um, so I was like this isn't a special five-legged or three-legged horse oldest, and most of them are five-legged horse.
Speaker 2:So let me just say, um, but no, I thought no, that might just confuse him. So I need to to have uh, something solid like he need. He needs to be able to push off of something. So maybe I'll just attach two wheels on the front and then have them kind of just be still. So maybe some, some other, some other, uh, what do you call it? Um, I just need him his, his front legs to be still and then he can push off of his back legs. So we'll put some some wheels on the front and horsepower at the back.
Speaker 3:Horsepower, oh I like that.
Speaker 1:You got horsepower in there, genuinely, this is you didn't have no idea this was coming and you've just come out. Those were the notes underneath the bed. You just you have every eventuality of what could come and be like right. So if he wants, if he wants me to play a character, called enzo.
Speaker 3:First of all, I'll call him ends.
Speaker 1:And then this is how I would design the horse in the soapbox in the city in the 1940s.
Speaker 2:Okay, so you?
Speaker 1:are going to use full-blown horsepower to use this horse to go down. Yeah, okay, yeah, brilliant now, as I said before, and knee guards and knee guards.
Speaker 2:You want to look after your horse, he's your, yeah yeah, maybe I'm just going into this too deeply, but I was just thinking like if the slope is too kind of steep and he's he's hind legs can't keep up, they might be dragging. Um, so then he would need some knee guards, okay.
Speaker 1:Well, that's very nice Ends is a great looker after of animals.
Speaker 1:Now again, as I said before, to simulate this, because, naturally, to now go out and find a miniature horse and lamb, create these two things which by your standard would, may it may have a lot of animal abuse as well, so you know it's it, and it's going to be hard, and there are next to no hills in this entire city, so to find a hill that we can even it's a lot of groundwork, so we're going to simulate it with a computer game. Oh, okay, so I have devised a very quick track. There is only one button to use. You don't even have to steer in this, it steers itself. And that is going to be. We're going to put down in history forever the whoever wins between me for lucioio and you, enz is the winner of all time. Does that make sense to you?
Speaker 1:Okay, so I'm going to have to turn this around here. It's screen recording, so for those at home, they will be able to see what you're seeing. Okay, oh, my God. And okay, we can edit this bit out. This is fine. Now we can put this around here, we can take that out there and then we can put. Put this round here. Okay, so can you see this here, dim? Can you see that, right, you?
Speaker 2:got that. I should probably do this.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, right, so we're going to do a practice round so you can see exactly what is going to happen. Okay, so there is one button. For the life of me, I cannot remember what that button is. We're just going to. We're going to, we're going to go this here. Okay, I'm going to press single player and then I'm going to let you choose your car. Right, I'm just going to go on this one to begin with. Okay, does?
Speaker 3:that make sense.
Speaker 1:Now this is the car Now that I believe the one button is this button, it is the up arrow, and then you're just going to press up and you have to get to the end of the track. Okay, I'm going to leave it there. I have played this once, I promise you. I've played this once and it's interesting. Okay, all right, that is the game. That is what's going to settle once and for all between ferruccio and enzo, and who gets celia? Exactly who gets celia? So illin, first of all in the background, to make this even more Italian, which is something I should have done before, but didn't Got some Italian-like music in the background.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? Even more Italian. It's the only thing that makes it Italian, I think, whatever the fuck we've been doing.
Speaker 1:Alright, that you're talking about, Right? So, Dylan, we're going to be back in the scene. Enzo, I hope you are ready for today's race. As you well know, this is a time trial where each of our sub-october cars they will go down the hill and they will see whoever is quickest. Whoever will win the race, you know, gets the hand of Celia. Do you understand, Adil?
Speaker 3:Enzo is your actual name.
Speaker 1:I call you Dylan behind your back because I think you are a dildo so I call you Dylan the dildo, these insults.
Speaker 2:Do not insult me, because I could not find anything else to say.
Speaker 1:Well, to see which of our animal-powered cars go first. We are going to have a game of Chinio, Chowio, Chonio. Are you ready, Dylan, for the game of?
Speaker 2:rock paper scissors. I think I've played this game before with my South African friend.
Speaker 1:I believe you have. Are you ready? I am Cinio. Cianio, cionio, you have won D'Alessandro. This is the only victory you will have today. Who do you choose to take the track first?
Speaker 2:You know what Verlucio? I like to see people fail and I like to see them fail, and I just repeated the same thing.
Speaker 3:Are you having a moment to your face, hold?
Speaker 2:on. I rewind in my mind. I would like to see people fail. I would like to see people fail. I would like to see them fail fast and fail first Hugo.
Speaker 1:Oh, enzio, as you wish, let me have a quick discussion with my Lambo friend. Lambo, you can do this, my friend. You steer this ship To the very end and you'll get me the heart of Celia. Do you understand? He was, he, was he was very excited. He was agreeing Extra hard there, as you can tell. So I am setting Lambo up on the track and for the people listening at home.
Speaker 1:This is really a podcast as you can see, dylan, ditchak, lambo is on and I would select this are you ready, lambo? Are you ready to go? Go, go, lambo, go, go Lambo. Oh, it's got it. It's avoiding. There is debris on the road, there are some pigeons there. Oh, lambo, you can do this For me, for my woman, celia. Celia, your heart will be mine. Oh, he's taken a ditch off the track. Oh, we have rescued it again. Go, lambo, go.
Speaker 2:Do not worry, Vincenzo. Do not worry. 21 seconds. You think may be fast, but you will beat him.
Speaker 1:So, enzozo, as you can see, malambo did it in a time of 21 and 38 seconds, which is much longer than I anticipated when I put this thing together. There may be a requirement of some editing, but we will see requirements of some editing. So remember, enzo, it is this button there, do you?
Speaker 1:understand and for dramatic purposes. We just want to make sure that the the only thing that is Italian in this whole podcast is playing this whole time. Are you ready, Enzo? I am ready. Select your vehicle. Vehicle With what was your horse's name again.
Speaker 3:I'll ask him, don't worry.
Speaker 1:That's a stupid name.
Speaker 2:How curious are you Vincenzo? Vincenzo, my name is Enzo Enzo Vincenzo, three, two, one and go oh my God, the horse is going down on the soapbox.
Speaker 1:He's screaming and shouting, he's falling off. Oh, he's all over the place. Enzo, you are the worst soapbox freak I have ever seen in my life. Your horse cannot drive a soapbox at all. You are the woman shall be mine. This is a bullshit. It is, as we can see, enzo. Celia Hart is mine. Come to me, celia, come to me. Mwah mwah. Oh, every little chill. You are such a handsome man. I love you so much, enzo. What you have to say?
Speaker 2:for yourself. This game was rigged. This is this is why I wanted to have the rules set up, because you never told me I um the track would be so shitty.
Speaker 1:It is with the same track for both of us. Enzo, away with you till you're a lasagna. And I tell you what, for this moment forth, enzo, we shall be the ultimate of nemesis and we shall compete with each other only on the track, and we will improve our soapbox cars and we will increase this horsepower and the speed and the quality, and that is how truly that we will battle each other.
Speaker 2:It sounds stupid. I want another chance, a top of shit deal and scene.
Speaker 1:And scene, dylan and scene. So what you have just witnessed there, ladies and gentlemen, was all tense purposes, a car crash and, as I said, there was the effort there. Who knows where that was going to go? But I told you, dylan, this was a true story based on a true story, the origin story, as you may or may not have guessed so far, of Futio and his car maker, lamborghini, and enzo frari and his black stallion ferrari. And that is how the italian car makers got started and that is why they battled each other with the kuntash and the f40 and the enzo and the gallardo and the F40, and the Enzo and the Gallardo and all of the cars of the above came from that soapbox derby. And, funny enough, celia did indeed marry Ferruccio at the very beginning.
Speaker 1:Lamborghini, and that is how it started and that is why we have all the beautiful and wonderful superc super italians today, uh, today because, uh, because of exactly that. Uh, with absolutely yeah, with no lies. Uh, it was all truthful and everything that I said allegedly happened. Does that make sense? Everything I said allegedly so, dylan, yeah, for next week. What should we? Where should our next three words be? If you cannot think of somewhere within the next three seconds, I do have one in my mind.
Speaker 2:It's going to sound incredibly weird, but I thought you know what the place where you think the strongest man would come from, and I do not know why.
Speaker 1:So somewhere where I would think the strongest man would come from, and I do not know why. So somewhere where I would think the strongest man would come from, yeah, yeah, okay I don't know that.
Speaker 2:That's the first thing that popped up again. We can workshop that, but why I?
Speaker 1:I am curious to know what you're interesting window into your psyche and I enjoyed it. And I want to do that because I have no idea where to start with that. I have no idea. Well, I'll tell you what we're going to do that because I have no idea where to start with that. I have nowhere to start. Well, I'll tell you what we're going to do. That one next, all right. And then the week after that one we're going to do somewhere where you would build the ultimate castle and you need to design your castle as well.
Speaker 2:Oh, 100% like that's listen. I know I keep kind of making the joke of the notes underneath my bed, but castle-wise man, I think I got it. You got that down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and now it at least explains all the pictures of Thor Bjornsson oiled up in Eddie Hall and like the weird, did you draw those?
Speaker 2:And they're like why are?
Speaker 1:they cut? I've never seen them cut or like that.
Speaker 2:I don't think they wrestled either. Even drew it with my left hand. I cuddled like that.
Speaker 1:I don't think they wrestled either even drew it with my left hand, I could tell what were you doing with your right hand.
Speaker 2:I walked into that and on that note.
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