Dylan hails from an area of South Africa that seems to make everyone look slightly concerned about his character, but we know he's a decent lad. 

The young wipper snapper prides himself on his half goat, half demon, half-troll heritage and attempts to use it for free access to watch any film with Adam Sandler in it, alas to no avail. 

Dylan speaks both Afrikaans and English, so forgive him for some slight mistranslation in English. If it makes you feel better, we have it on good authority he's not exactly the sharpest tack in his own language after surveying friends, family and imaginary friends.

If Dylan isn't peeing his pants in excitement at video games or upsetting girls, he's most likely attaining suspicious palm injuries playing golf or on his way riding his springbok to start concocting vigorous internet research into adult films. 

James is an aspiring writer and creator in the sense that he thinks he has great ideas but lacks the attention span to write them down. 

Hailing from Somerset, England. He has full control of the podcasts, four strong soundboard, much to co-host Dylan's despair. James provides the podcast with the only native English speaker, which gives him great high ground to mock Dylans lack of consistent English, despite him speaking a whole different language. The British way.

Adorned with ear stretchers and a tribal tattoo, you'd think this guy's young pursuit of individualism has left him looking like a questionable 30 year old with the sense of humour of a 15 year old and you're probably right!

James enjoys going horse riding with his bear companion Taco, they go in search of wiley adventures. Solving forest crimes and reuniting critters with their families.