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Welcome to "Three Word Story," where each episode spins a tale from the unexpected. Join hosts James Royle and Dylan Jacobs as they unravel narratives sparked by three random words from the innovative app what3words. From Music.Live.Song to Play.Smug.Skater every episode promises whimsy, mystery, and creativity in just three words. Tune in for improvised adventures that blend imagination with spontaneity, proving that a world of stories can unfold from the most unlikely places. Ready to embark on a journey of words? Let's weave some magic together.

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Chapters

• 0:00 Welcome
• 12:57 Intro To Words
• 23:39 1st Story
• 42:45 2nd Story

Transcript

00;00;00;00 - 00;00;23;11
Unknown
Welcome to three word story. I'm James. I'm Dylan, and this is the podcast where we take three words from the app. What three words and improv the shit out of a story today on three word story. Nailed it. And Sebastian, they all withered away after Hugh Grant took out on oompa lumpa jobs in the new last Willy Wonka film, busted.

00;00;23;13 - 00;00;53;03
Unknown
Kind of took the drag of these cigarets. You fucking bitch! Fast forward. Okay. He's now a rock star. Maybe we should try that one again. I don't care if steal my magical enchanted bolt. Oh! Oh, for fuck's sake! You. Immediately! Are you ready? Yes. And now I'm going to fiddle with the entire mic stand and sit down. Are you prepared?

00;00;53;05 - 00;01;18;19
Unknown
Are you in place? Are you ready? Yes. James. And a live audience. Are you ready? Are they ready? Ha! They are indeed. They're ready to go. Hey, Dylan. How are you? I'm doing fantastically well, James. I am just putting my, My phone on. Do not disturb. That's fantastic. So we are 30s into the podcast, and you have rearranged your microphone stand and now puts it on.

00;01;18;19 - 00;01;47;24
Unknown
So round of applause for Dylan. Congratulations. Now let's cut. Let's cut to it. Why have you walked in with a masturbating injury? Discuss. Oh, yeah. I am disgusted because, Yeah, that was, that was unplanned. That was unplanned. What the masturbating or the injury? No. The injury. Okay, no. So I just went, went golfing, went to the driving range for the first time in a while, and, went furiously, furiously and got chased off.

00;01;47;26 - 00;02;10;08
Unknown
Yeah. No. And how is how is your blistered palm? I blistered thumb, thumb. Okay. Sorry. Sometimes it's, Yeah, it has to be to really get things done in golf. Of course. Yeah. No, it's how I'm supposed to be wearing a glove. I didn't, because I'm a rebel. And, yeah, needless to say, I picked up this injury, and, the medics were on the scene quite quickly.

00;02;10;09 - 00;02;27;04
Unknown
Okay. It's bizarre because, like, every single other day, you were always walking around wearing long gloves, and a sparkly jacket and a trilby. And bowling shoes in your in your performance that you do dedicated to Michael Jackson is weird that you wouldn't wear that glove then for golfing. It's a bit of a thriller, right? It is a bit of a thriller.

00;02;27;07 - 00;02;48;28
Unknown
Yeah, he, as he would say, he, Dylan it's been it's been one of our, our famous gaps between podcasts. We say that we are going to get back on it and then, alas, things happen. So what has happened? I believe you were ill first, right? Yeah. Yeah, I was ill first. I thought it was just regular flu.

00;02;48;28 - 00;03;08;17
Unknown
Turns out I was bronchitis. Show off. I was kind of. Yeah, I'm just saying that I was really sick. You really. You were tending to be sick? Yeah, and it was nothing like you just walked in and, Hey, hey, ey ey, look at this thing. Oh. And then because of insurance, they were like, Well, we're gonna give you this test.

00;03;08;17 - 00;03;23;23
Unknown
We're going to give you this test. I think you might be dying. So we're going to give you this test. This test. And it just turned out to be brackets, quotations. Bron. Hi. I'll say I'll send you the reports that day. So please. Yeah I want the x rays. You know, it's pretty funny. You know, it's very funny.

00;03;23;23 - 00;03;40;29
Unknown
The first time I called you that day to make an excuse, I really did put it on there, but they go lay it on a bit thicker as to why I can't do the podcast that day. And then I think it might have been karma being like, okay, do you want to be sick? Fuck you. And then, yeah, got bronchitis.

00;03;40;29 - 00;04;01;06
Unknown
So oh crap, that is the noise of bronchitis. So are you recovered now? Yeah, I believe you. Did I race or you did I run? Oh, I was you ditched it. I ditched that, I completely ditched that. I was supposed to run the race on the ninth of Feb. It was a 20 or like a half half marathon, 21 K's.

00;04;01;08 - 00;04;22;10
Unknown
And, Yeah, I decided to go run on that Wednesday to see how I'm feeling. And yeah, I think about five kilometers in my, my heart rate was was 195 and close to 200. And yeah, it's not like I've been. And for those who for the same Dylan he, he's actually about 18 stone for those who didn't know.

00;04;22;10 - 00;04;46;12
Unknown
So they that kind of heart rate is quite unusual. He's an enormous man. Yeah. He's an enormous man. Yeah. Two diabetes. How are you? Fine. Now that is more point. More to the point. Dylan, are you okay now? Yeah. I'm good. I'm ready. Because then you will. Trucking down by bronchitis and Covid and whatever. And then immediately afterwards, I was also struck down with with debilitating illness or illness.

00;04;46;15 - 00;05;04;18
Unknown
Yeah, well, what wanking injury was I. So as you can see, this big place plus on the palm of my hand, so I do a palm job now, I was also sick. I didn't go to the doctors. Mainly because I don't have an insurance, though, so I just. I was just going to call it flu.

00;05;04;18 - 00;05;29;22
Unknown
Fuck it. You know? So just thought I'd stick it out, by myself. Didn't really sleep, and then. So it's been 2 or 3 weeks since we've done this. Oh, and sandwiched in between that time, I did also go to, Amsterdam. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did go to Amsterdam. So Amsterdam, for those who have, I've never been it's, I don't know, just hey, I mean, look, if you're into prostitutes, good for you.

00;05;29;24 - 00;05;57;20
Unknown
Go there. If you're into smoking weed, good for you. Go there. If you're into neither of those things, it's a bit bizarre, you know? And and look, I know this is a bit weird, but for the first three days, I went with my mum. Now, is Amsterdam the kind of place you go with your mum? Not really, cos red light district, you see scantily clad ladies in windows ushering you over which when you're next to your mother, a little bit bizarre, makes you feel a little bit uncomfortable.

00;05;57;20 - 00;06;15;13
Unknown
Don't do, don't do that. Yeah. And then for the remainder of the week, was on the stag do with the ladies, and it and again it just maybe not my vibe, you know, because, me and my younger cousin, we kind of stuck to the side as this group of guys decided to go to a sexual right.

00;06;15;16 - 00;06;37;10
Unknown
And, there's many ways that I can have fun doing to be sat watching a sexual with a group of men, watching people behind a screen, having sex with one another. And you just kind of get weird, right? I just so it's on. Not kind of. I don't want to say it's an interactive experience, but, like, what?

00;06;37;13 - 00;06;56;16
Unknown
You just. It's like on this, you know, but like you said, on this side and what they just do what they need to. So it's not like a stage. It's basically like porn. But behind the window there's people actually banging. And you can't I assume wank. I don't know, I wasn't bad, but it's just a bizarre thing to go with your mates and sit there.

00;06;56;16 - 00;07;16;03
Unknown
Yeah. Whilst the blood is, is is I assume going into your penis? Yeah. Sorry. Sorry to go too deep. It's like, why are you picking the flights down on us? A bit weird. Yeah, no, I live. What's it on that side of the screen like, because of it's, I mean, deafening silence or just them, like, you guys listening.

00;07;16;03 - 00;07;40;16
Unknown
What is it, like, kind of a kickback where you have a couple of beers and be like, oh, yeah. Yeah, that's. So you just, like, press the doggy button, you know, you press that. I'm just like, yeah, it's just trying to think like, what's the vibe on that song? Yeah, it's it's basically pandemonium, right. So like they're, they're banging and then there's like someone kind of tapping the guy on the shoulder and he looks around and the guy goes behind the curtain, and then he goes to the people.

00;07;40;16 - 00;08;03;25
Unknown
It's like, what's happening there? And then you're behind there going, it's it's hard to hear. It's. But he's inside you. He's finishing. Yeah, I did it. Covered his face. Yes. You did. No, I did it. Yes you did. So yeah. It's not a big sex pantomime which let's note that down. That is a great idea. I want to see a sex pantomime.

00;08;03;26 - 00;08;22;11
Unknown
Maybe I would have gone for that. No. We we stayed behind. We were like, the weird, all male watching a sex show kind of thing. Not really my jam. And he just wanted to sit in a cafe and smoke weed, which was also not my jam. So very little of my jam in in Amsterdam.

00;08;22;23 - 00;08;57;25
Unknown
Other than that, the canals are nice. I would say the canals are lovely. And if you do find yourself walking around the red light district, it is, so they're like big windows and doors and it's just women. They're red lights everywhere, as the name would suggest. And you're walking around and you would just assume that all around you would just be the CDC gentleman, you know, kind of rubbing their crotches, going, but it's more like it's more like a classic high street scenario where you've got families, children wandering around just as naked ladies are just kind of trying to usher you in a little bit bizarre.

00;08;58;02 - 00;09;17;16
Unknown
And then you would look down like a side street and you would see just one door that has like 4 or 5 men queued outside, like, who's who's the fourth guy who's who's. It's not actually who's the who's the one waiting behind the other one being like, listen, yeah, you know what? She's going to be worth it. Let me let me.

00;09;17;16 - 00;09;37;29
Unknown
Yeah, yeah. I'm like, hold on, let's skip all these other ones. I assume they got a bulk deal. It's like, look, if you take all five, you know, can we just take 10% of each? And who's the fifth guy stood there and I. Okay. Nigel's gonna see later. Nigel was a sheer good and, you know. And then you get this guy is there for this game because it's always stag do.

00;09;37;29 - 00;09;59;06
Unknown
And it wasn't quite his jam, but he figured, let me do it for the group for the disc. Yeah. And then he was like okay. And he probably just went in there talk poetry with us, you know? Yeah. And so yeah, I would I would I go again? No. Would I recommend it. Probably not. But other than that, it's it's a place that feels dirty, even though there's no litter anywhere.

00;09;59;09 - 00;10;23;05
Unknown
That's kind of my only way I can describe it. Kind of go around, go in. This is how society should have gone. But it has it your way of saying like, yeah, like dirty, dirty people. Like I, I can't say dirty people, but yeah, you get what I'm saying. Yeah. Just like scruff grubby. It just felt grubby. But other than that, I would go, yeah, yeah, yeah, I highly recommend it if it's not for that.

00;10;23;05 - 00;10;44;13
Unknown
Yeah. Highly. Yeah. Yeah. Wonderful. Oh, and, red light, by the way, and this is kind of took, a bit more of a shine off of the whole experience. So you go in around red light District school, you know, attractive ladies in their underwear. But one of the guides did tell us that the reason why they used red lights, originally akin to the olden days, because they didn't have blue lights back there.

00;10;44;14 - 00;11;06;18
Unknown
Because. Not because they didn't have blue light. Apparently there is a blue light district, for, for people, the, what were once one sex and now another sex. All very cold. I don't know, but I think it's, But the red lights were to hide any signs of syphilis, because syphilis would be like a red rash, and they would put the red light.

00;11;06;18 - 00;11;26;08
Unknown
So you woke up and you're like, oh, what a lovely lady with no syphilis patches. Let me go inside and put my penis inside her for some money. But they've managed to keep that on going, as if it's like a nice, fun thing. No one mentions the syphilis, Dylan. No one mentions the syphilis. And I don't know if it's not a problem or not, I assume not.

00;11;26;15 - 00;11;47;16
Unknown
We move on. You know, the first day I was there, and this is the last thing I'd say on this, because this was a bit weird. I was around about 2:00 in the afternoon. My Airbnb wasn't ready yet, so I'll just kind of wander around town, and I accidentally wandered into the red light district, just, you know, by chance, because, you know, I know I saw those red lights coming from four kilometers away.

00;11;47;18 - 00;12;10;20
Unknown
So I hope there's no syphilis here. No. Unfortunately, that it you know, it was. I was just wandering around, and then I was like, oh, shit, some red lights. Oh, here I am. The first two windows I see, and it looks like looks like a small, like a disused post office, like a small window. It in these windows were women who were, well, what a post office.

00;12;10;23 - 00;12;30;12
Unknown
Yeah. I don't want to post my letter there. These were women who were who were tits deep into their 60s and these were women. The it's like they just come back from serving kids at school, their school dinners, and then they just went down to the district, slaps and masking tape on their tits, and just sat there after the lunch lady was.

00;12;30;13 - 00;12;49;22
Unknown
Yeah. And just sat there, kind of like bad posture, hunched over in the chair like a kind of, egging you on. And I was like, I don't want any of that. How sad. How sad would that have to be? You are 2:00 in the afternoon. Go, man. I need to put my payments in something and you end up in lunch.

00;12;49;22 - 00;13;32;05
Unknown
Lady Doris. Lunch lady Doris, drop it down low. Three story. Way back when you, came up with the fantastic idea of finding somewhere where we would retire to find our three word story. So, Dylan, what did you find? You were going to retire? What? You know, James, I. I always keep it local. Stick to what? You know, I haven't traveled that many places, and, I have done done a fair bit of traveling in Africa, but, I mean, some of those places, I would not suggest retiring, so I'll just stick to the easy one.

00;13;32;05 - 00;14;04;01
Unknown
Going to Cape Town or more. The Stellenbosch area actually, specifically. Specifically. Okay, I like how I'm going to keep it local. I'm going to stay exactly where I know. So let me go on Google and find out exactly where that is. Because you know, what's funny is my three. I wanted to type in my three words, okay, so that I could find out where the fuck you was, just confirm where I wanted to retire because, I actually think it was some Somerset West Somerset West in, in, in Cape Town.

00;14;04;01 - 00;14;33;01
Unknown
All right. This is Somerset West in Cape Town. I'm from Somerset North. No, it's where I'm from. Yeah. No, I'm from my home county is Somerset Dylan. And you're going to go to Somerset West in South Africa I forgot. Yeah. So it's a, it's a bit more inland but close to the mountains, close to the vineyards and yeah, it's, it almost looks or at least what I've seen, considering I haven't been to, the Netherland, but yeah, I kind of got this, this quaint little town.

00;14;33;04 - 00;14;49;09
Unknown
I wouldn't go to the Netherlands. It's full of syphilis. I would advise against it. Yeah, but it's not like every little town or village. I don't know the Lord. There's a lot of red lights around. A lot of syphilis around those bastards. Yeah. So what? I mean, at least back home we don't have electricity. So you don't see the red light.

00;14;49;09 - 00;15;04;27
Unknown
That's just your history. And it could be anything. It could be any. Any ethnicity. They could have any disease. You just put your penis in the hole and hope for the best. Yeah, I think it was Somerset. Oh, it was Stellenbosch. One of the two. But, and and what is your retirement you like? What ideal age. What are you doing?

00;15;04;27 - 00;15;28;16
Unknown
What's what's your day to day retired. Honestly, day to day. Probably just involves, quite a bit of golf. If I could get that list. Yeah. So, like, was every once in a while. Why do you keep winking? Would you say golf? I by golf, I actually mean golf. Okay. By wanking, you mean wanking? Yeah.

00;15;28;16 - 00;15;43;29
Unknown
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like they got that covered now. Okay. Yeah. So, no, I kind of just figured. Yeah, you kind of wake up, get the get the day going and drink a cup of coffee. Why did you wink at that time as well? Yeah. By the way of the podcast, you're winking and blinking doesn't work.

00;15;43;29 - 00;15;50;25
Unknown
So what? I suppose people can hear they.

00;15;51;05 - 00;16;05;18
Unknown
So. Okay, so a lot of golfing. Yeah, a lot of golfing. Maybe a couple of beers afterwards. You can't do that every day, though. But maybe of the weekends. I think that's good. I think that's where my dad's kind of hitting at this particular point. He's, he's enjoying a fair bit of golf and golf being actual golf.

00;16;05;19 - 00;16;24;04
Unknown
Okay, good. A bit weird if he would be weird if I knew if he started talking about his wife habits, like, man, I go, man. A guy told me everything I knew about golfing. Oh my goodness. Hi, dad. You guys listen, this is like, yeah, yeah. He's nodding. He's nodding I know yeah I go hard okay okay okay.

00;16;24;22 - 00;16;42;17
Unknown
So you're going to go for the time. Are you going to join like any old people's clubs. Are you going to go play bridge. Are you going to be an old person swinger? I know there's, from my time working as a, mobility furniture salesperson. So I would go to, like, old people's home to go to ACL people and sell them furniture.

00;16;42;19 - 00;17;02;02
Unknown
And I tell you one thing, they are telling those fuckers are horny. Those old people are whole ni and they will have people coming and going quite literally in and out of their care homes. So are you going to be one of these old people who are getting like supported in beds like before and after bridge, getting a job, for example?

00;17;03;01 - 00;17;25;23
Unknown
At this particular point, I think it's it's probably not sad because I'm not there yet. However, I guess we'll have to see when I get that right. You never you can never knock it until you try. But. No, but but at this particular point, no, I've got no so. Right. So, Dylan, the age today is saying no to getting jobs in the old age pension.

00;17;25;24 - 00;17;44;24
Unknown
What's very ages to be. That's okay. But you're keeping the door open for later on in life where you can, Yeah, yeah. And they'll stop by a lawyer and a donut. Doris, maybe. Never say never, but, yeah. Might save you blisters. For example. Yeah. For. Yeah, I think for that, for that time being, I'll just enjoy my golfing.

00;17;44;24 - 00;18;00;25
Unknown
Okay. And and so your life at a slower pace. Your retirement home. What are we looking like? So see, you don't even know where the fuck you put yourself. So I like it. Is this, actually, you know, it's it's a failure. It would probably be within the golfing, golfing estates. And they've got some great golf courses over there.

00;18;02;01 - 00;18;27;11
Unknown
Good old ish community. And actually, fun fact, like, within Stellenbosch itself, I think some of the country's richest, richest people come from there. Like, I don't know how much of the I think five, four, five, nine, their status might have changed in the meantime, but like, five of the country's richest people, like, all originate.

00;18;27;11 - 00;18;47;18
Unknown
And then there's one person wrote the book, so kind of allegedly saying that these five people meet on a weekly basis in one of the restaurants over there, and that they've kind of they discuss where the country's going and what the next move would be. And they conspire to do. So you want to be part of the conspiracy of these five people?

00;18;47;18 - 00;19;09;25
Unknown
You want to slink away after your dumb job and maybe look, I am if I can rub, rub elbows over the palms of people. Yeah, yeah. Okay. With with some of the, more influential people in the country. Sure. Why not? Okay, so he heard it here first. Ellen is going for power. Ladies and gentlemen, watch out, South Africa, big B is coming to take over.

00;19;09;27 - 00;19;31;24
Unknown
Yeah, I mean, in about 50 years. Makes it a great again, mate. Makes out all. And what three words did they give you Dylan. Yeah. So three words were play smug and skater play smug. Mug and skate to. Yeah, yeah said C at least s and mug. Yeah. So was okay. S and mug said like a super mug.

00;19;31;26 - 00;19;52;09
Unknown
So smug. Okay. You seem very smug after saying that. Okay, well, I'm thoroughly excited to see where that takes you. Now tell me, Dylan, I thought I'd been some places. I wouldn't say many places, but I've been some places that I've not necessarily found. Somewhere that I'm like, I want to retire there. So I thought, okay, what's happening around the world right now?

00;19;52;14 - 00;20;11;09
Unknown
A lot of nonsense, right? Just a lot of nonsense here, there and everywhere. No matter which which side of the fence you sit. Just nonsense everywhere. Just silly little bits of nonsense. Yeah, well, comment on it. Just nonsense. So I thought, where's the less nonsense? Australia. Exactly right. But the right kind of nonsense, you know, it's a kind of the fun nonsense.

00;20;11;09 - 00;20;26;19
Unknown
You know, I have a barbecue, you know, call everyone to come and just have a good time, okay? Fuck it, you know? Yeah. Let's go to Australia. We'll ignore the spider and snake situation, you know, maybe they'll just sort it out, but. Yeah, that's not how it works. I didn't think it's like, just for the fact of all, it's fine.

00;20;26;19 - 00;20;43;29
Unknown
I'm sure by that time I would have to retire there. I would have invented some snake repellent snake and insect spray. And some of you just spray it on yourself and they just stay away from you. They're like, no, thank you very much. So maybe that's why I make my millions. So I found us. Okay, well where I'm going to go, well, I'm not going to go in the middle because it's very desert and very hot and a bit shit.

00;20;43;29 - 00;20;58;17
Unknown
Right. And, you know, a bit incest. Not my jam. Right. So I thought, let's stick to the edges. Let's go. Let's go to Sydney. Yeah, but you you can't go north as far as I know. No, because that's crocodiles and. Yeah, but it's nice and. Yeah, more snakes and more crocodiles. Yeah. And snakes on top of it.

00;20;58;17 - 00;21;11;02
Unknown
And then snake, crocodiles and crocodiles. Snakes where they've combined to make mega snake crocodiles. I don't want anything to do with that deal. And that sounds very scary. So stay away from them. So I thought, fuck it. Right. I'll go. Go, Sydney. All right. Get you down. It seems like a good bet you got Bondi Beach, I think.

00;21;11;02 - 00;21;26;01
Unknown
And I, Bondi and I can have a good time there. And I thought, okay, well, I want to go to too touristy. Yes. Yeah, I want to I want my own space, but I don't want it to be density. You know, we live in the desert now. I'll probably be a bit dumb by the desert by them.

00;21;26;06 - 00;21;39;25
Unknown
So I thought, okay, I'll go in a bit more of, like a wooded area on the outskirts. So I was just clicking around, just clicking around, and I just found myself a piece of land. I'll clear some of the trees there, put some of my snake and insect repellent on to keep them away, and I'll build my house there.

00;21;39;27 - 00;21;55;12
Unknown
All right. Okay, so just don't fuck it. I'm going to make my own retirement. And there I will have some land, some cows, some goats, my cats. I'm sure these cats will probably be alive forever. Just meowing at me continuously for the rest of my life. And they can live there and it'll be lovely and peaceful and magical.

00;21;55;14 - 00;22;18;02
Unknown
And the three words this gave me, Dylan in Sydney, Australia were music live and song. Now know what you're thinking? Yeah. You wouldn't have found that, didn't you, James? No no no no no no no I was just clicking around. Yeah. It's like I did everything. Yeah I was just clicking around 3000 clicks later, you found the right combination, this great combination.

00;22;18;02 - 00;22;34;18
Unknown
And look you can for those of you at home the ones are listening, search it. And everything that I've said, it's true. It's in a wooded area just outside Sydney, not too far from the beach. A great area to live, not too far from other houses, so it'd be great to connect up to utilities and whatnot. So prove it.

00;22;34;25 - 00;22;52;15
Unknown
If anyone is going to say that I sum it up for myself, I'd say prove it. And I will also say fuck you and don't accuse me of anything ever. And how dare you and fuck you in the hole zeroed in on this. But also what I would say. So the three words that that just so incredibly gave me, was music live and song.

00;22;52;17 - 00;23;09;27
Unknown
All right. Okay. So Dylan, who goes first? Okay, you go first. Okay, great. Okay. The game element is complete. Yeah. No, no, I love because, I mean, just kind of waiting for us to actually come up with an idea to decide. You guys. I was like, no, you just go. We'll be doing that. I'll rock, paper, scissors thing.

00;23;09;27 - 00;23;28;17
Unknown
And the more I thought about that rock, paper, scissors thing, it just sounds culturally insensitive. Your and I just, I think we want to move on from that. And I obviously didn't think fast enough to use the, the rabbit, the, carrot and the gun. Yeah, yeah. And it's difficult to say those things. So, you know, we'll just say that I one with the rabbit, whatever that means.

00;23;28;17 - 00;23;53;18
Unknown
And that I will go first. Okay. Joe. Drop it down low. A three word story. So, Dylan, for my three word story. Excuse me. I've put a little bit of production value into this, and I wanted to do this many because, well, we keep fucking not doing an episode for a long time, so I thought, let's come back with a bang.

00;23;53;25 - 00;24;14;12
Unknown
All right. So I have written and produced a musical for the listeners and for you. Okay. I have written this in front of me. I have got together with Hans Zimmer. And I put some music together. We sat down for a while. He. I'm actually going to bring his orchestra in in, in a second because I'm going to play this live.

00;24;14;24 - 00;24;30;12
Unknown
So we've got an orchestra. Thank you, Hans Zimmer, for for helping me put this together. We wanted to make this a big deal. I got a load of, I got Ed Sheeran, a load of other, lyricists to come in to come up with the lyrics of this one, and I really wanted it to be poignant to our podcast.

00;24;30;15 - 00;24;57;02
Unknown
Okay, so we're going to go on a journey, and then we're going to go on a journey through using two of our favorite zanier characters that we've had on this podcast, and it's going to tell us the tale of our troll and the Krampus. All right. So I'm not going to lie, I have not. Excuse me. Well, what's the what's the confusion for them?

00;24;57;03 - 00;25;26;17
Unknown
You sound like that. I'm. I'm just trying to to recall the the, the troll. The troll. Okay. Well, it's good that you are, a keen listener is everyone else is at home that you remember these zany characters so much will the troll to take you back to. I'm not sure what episode, it. But the troll was the one who granted you child Dylan whatever Christmas presents that he wanted, you know, you remember, you went, you your parents dropped, you off at the beach, and then you went down into the cave.

00;25;26;17 - 00;25;44;21
Unknown
And that was the troll, Eddie. He was the Martian troll. Now, I'm kind of sounded like a bear, but he was just a troll. This is just what trolls sound like. So that was the troll. And then you'll have the Krampus, of course, who most recently in the last episode was the Christmas Krampus, who obviously when you are naughty on the naughty list, he would then punish you.

00;25;44;22 - 00;26;06;06
Unknown
Okay, so yeah, these guys kind of flow in similar circles, right? So I wanted to give them some some backstory. Now, I'm not going to lie to you, Dylan. I have not said any of this out loud. All of this has been written. I obviously did my I did my work with Hans Zimmer and did the orchestra, and we composed lots of music, but I've not actually said any of this out loud.

00;26;06;06 - 00;26;24;03
Unknown
So this could be this could be a complete disaster. Hey ho, I'm here. How else will we know? Okay, so let's need you to get comfortable. Need to get set if you come in, guys, come in, come on. Trombone. You can go in the corner there. I want a brass woodwind. If you just go in the corner there.

00;26;24;05 - 00;26;42;06
Unknown
She's up her legs on her. She has to stay away from her right strings. You about to say on the floor? There's not much room in there. His hands. How are you? Oh. Touch it. Can't wait to put this music for you. But thanks, Hans. Appreciate it. Right, everyone, everyone's getting in ready. It might get a little bit loud in here, so I think it's a whole bedroom.

00;26;42;26 - 00;27;06;14
Unknown
Studio. So, everyone in. Okay, great. Fantastic. And how is the audience? Everyone? Okay. Audience is fantastic as well. That's brilliant. That's good to know. Surprise, surprise. It's a it's it's a little bit cramped in here. Now, this is kind of going to go. This is a one act musical, okay? So it's just going to go straight through.

00;27;07;16 - 00;27;24;14
Unknown
We're just going to, we're just going to go straight into it. Okay. I'm going to there's going to be some narration involved. So I will be the narrator. In this play, we are going to have the troll played by the troll himself. Hello. How are you? Hi. And then we have the Krampus, cooking talk.

00;27;24;14 - 00;27;32;16
Unknown
How are you? Oh, and then me, the narrator. James. So.

00;27;32;18 - 00;27;53;16
Unknown
I them. Thank you. Hans. Thank you. Let's just get prepared and up to immediately. Oh my God. Sorry, but you know, this is a bit. It's a big it's a big production. This is. I've been so large production. It's a very small room. Yes. So thank you, everyone. Thank you, thank you. Audience for you Dylan. Yes.

00;27;53;16 - 00;28;29;12
Unknown
We have the origins of the troll and the Krampus. Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Am I allowed to say anything? I want to open a wooden stage. Dylan with the rocky cave background stanza three foot six. Gray skinned magical troll. My name is Star charcoal. That you? I, magical soul granting wishes for so, 000 is.

00;28;29;19 - 00;29;15;12
Unknown
It's what, did it I shall hope no, d comes for me and tries to steal my magical enchanted bolts. That'll be. He very scared me. It'll make me look a fool. Oh, he, Oh, the Krampus. Krampus, baby. Yeah. Just freestyling over here. Yeah. Oh. Half court, half demon bitch. Yo. So, oh, I make nightmares come true.

00;29;16;00 - 00;29;46;11
Unknown
There are punishments coming for you. Oh, I do some. So, tip. Fuck if you're a naughty boy. Put Dylan. I'll come to Pitchfork for you. Oh, I'm, half demon. Don't look at me. I'll. I'll shove my hoof down your throat. Got the candy. Fleming branded the fried rainbows. Death metal shows. Wolf sunshine. Devils wine.

00;29;46;11 - 00;30;02;06
Unknown
Kitty cats, rancid rats. He's a joy. Leonard Nimoy. I have to kiss his snakes. Tissues. But the cake rolling to fix when you litter. I don't.

00;30;02;09 - 00;30;40;12
Unknown
Now, let me tell you, audience. Now I'm here. I have to tell you. That's. I'm going to kidnap him, kill him, cook him until it's all gone. Then I'll take his magic. But it also use them for all my naughty deeds. T he what I don't want. I'm a naughty Krampus. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

00;30;40;12 - 00;31;18;17
Unknown
Thank you, thank you. We make our way into an enchanted forest. Where am I? It looks to be an enchanted forest. Not one that I've come across before. And mushroom tops, like, firm and curvaceous. The crevices between the tree bark is dripping nice, sopping wet. And the moss. But the moss smells like cheesy. To be honest, I must be careful of wary pouches of my magic for.

00;31;18;20 - 00;31;47;07
Unknown
My magic balls, you see, are not only for granting Christmas wishes. They can grant the wish in anything they like. My balls in the wrong hands could lead to disastrous consequences. To keep the world fair, I use my balls for children alone because my balls in children's hands lead to great things. Great things would be wonderful Christmas presents.

00;31;47;09 - 00;32;15;02
Unknown
I wish my family and friends were here with me. I miss trolley, trolley, Trolley and Sebastian. They all withered away after Hugh Grant took our, plumper jobs in the new last Willy Wonka film, bastard. I wish nothing more for peace to share my life with someone, a soul mate. I'm not one to fight. I mean, I studied karate, so my basically can't fight.

00;32;15;04 - 00;32;52;00
Unknown
But if someone wants to take my balls, then I'll fight. All. Yeah! Christmas! Krampus is back, baby. Yeah. I'm getting so desperate now. I need this troll to come my way. Because I need to steal his magical balls without his magical. But I will never stop working for the ball breaking Santa Claus. Mr. Claus only ever gives me the same damned pair of Christmas socks like darling nine.

00;32;52;03 - 00;33;18;13
Unknown
I have a goat bottom half. They just slip off my hooves. Now he gets to give the Christmas presents out and I just get to punish people on the naughty list. The demon half of me says yes, but the goat part of me says, yeah, I just want to be with my family. I want to settle down and find love.

00;33;18;15 - 00;33;37;13
Unknown
I don't want to be alone anymore. I want to settle down. I want to be with someone who respects me.

00;33;37;15 - 00;34;10;14
Unknown
The light dims, the curtain drops. Alas. Hey, you! John, what do you want from me, demon? I must have your magical balls. Never go out, man. I am a free troll. Then I will fight you to hell. I would rather you hadn't. Go, man. You need. You see, I need this boy to break free from my need of Santa Claus.

00;34;10;17 - 00;34;51;29
Unknown
Not my problem, dope man. I will need it for my family and my friends. The two fierce warriors. Dylan. They locked eyes deeply that is inflamed with a passion to rid themselves of their burdens. The troll summoning the intensity of positivity, taking the shape of heavenly steeds, riding rainbows of pure, unbridled energy through the clouds into the battlefield to read in the face of evil, the Krampus dragging his elongated, decrepit fingernails, summoning demons mouths frothing from seemingly heaven with lust, are two adversaries lock eyes and they clash out.

00;34;52;01 - 00;35;18;10
Unknown
000, get off me! Oh, out your tongue poked me in the eye. Elf my toes. You put my hands. Owie, I feel like. Get me out of a headlock. Oh, now my hurt. Oh, oh. Are you done now, troll? Do you can see it? Never go bam! If you surrender now, I will go on my way and pretend like this never happened.

00;35;18;16 - 00;35;43;13
Unknown
Ha! Don't you understand? There's no life for me. Going back to where I am. Unwanted, unprecedented. Unloved. Krampus. And clearly you do not understand me. Without my magical balls, I would never be able to have my own family raise my own son. Without him, I am nothing. Nothing, Charlie. I don't see nothing. I see someone capable of fighting a half demon, half goat.

00;35;43;21 - 00;36;01;28
Unknown
Even when you are a quarter of my size, you don't need your magic bullets to show your confidence. You know nothing of my height and my will. How would you know? Being a handsome demon with a mountain goat. Sturdiness. If you show the balance of the hooves in your job life, you could walk away if you really wanted.

00;36;02;00 - 00;36;29;14
Unknown
Impossible. Well, then we fight. Ow ow ow ow ow! My eye again. You poke me the eye again. Come in, you silly demon! Ha! Oh, stop pulling my hat, you all. You're so mean and nasty. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna scrub your head. Oh. Oh. And this carried on fighting the troll and the Krampus tussled and toiled, flipped and fought.

00;36;29;14 - 00;36;59;26
Unknown
Rummage to rampage. Dylan. The magical battalions fooling around, unable to break the deadlock about evenly matched warriors. Their wills matched their hearts, even their pain shared. There was only one thing left to do. They looked into each other's eyes and kissed.

00;36;59;28 - 00;37;33;18
Unknown
Curtain rises. Heavenly clouds lay around the troll and Krampus. They didn't know that they were fighting not just each other but themselves. That feeling of inferiority, being unloved, being unwanted and all they ever brought themselves is pain, misery and anguish. Once they realized the pain was within, they could look at each other and see that they had in front of each other what they truly wanted.

00;37;33;21 - 00;37;49;09
Unknown
Family, friendship and love. Only when we battle the demons inside can we truly find the life that we want.

00;37;49;11 - 00;38;13;23
Unknown
Just we need to lock in our lessons. Just watch hands. It's beautiful. The child in the Krampus embracing. Twirling around in the clouds, in the meadows. Such a beautiful sight. Once enemies, now lovers.

00;38;13;26 - 00;38;49;09
Unknown
Troll, troll I love you, I love you, I love you too. They spin it up in the sky with ropes and stuff. Krampus. Krampus, Krampus, I love you, I love you, I love you.

00;38;49;11 - 00;39;20;12
Unknown
Our two brave warriors take center stage. In the middle. They sit down, holding each other, embracing one another. Off my little trolley. Wally, I have fantastic news. I'm pregnant. Oh, jelly beans and ham sandwiches. That's great news. It's a boy. I can feel it in my lower half. What shall we call him? How about after my favorite form of internet connection line?

00;39;21;11 - 00;39;50;12
Unknown
Well, what about my favorite demon word? Die? Maybe we can call him land die. Oh, no, that sounds a little bit silly. How about Dylan? Yes, Dylan. He'll be part troll, half demon, half goat, and he will have magical horns.

00;39;50;15 - 00;40;03;28
Unknown
Thank you, Hans. Thank you. Thank you everyone. Thank you. The choir. Thank you. Say thank you guys. Thank you. Appreciate it. Just see if you can just put your way down. Yeah. Was by him the whole time. Yeah. And this is the guy. This is the guy that was about the whole time doing handsome. So that was.

00;40;04;01 - 00;40;28;21
Unknown
That was my musical. Dylan. Yes. Yes, it was. It was certainly out there. I really didn't know. That's where, that's where my magical balls came from. Yeah. And now you know, Dylan. Now the world knows that's where your magical bullets came from. Okay, so from a troll, from a Krampus, both male. And I wouldn't worry about the.

00;40;28;21 - 00;40;58;07
Unknown
I mean, the trolls are kind of neither here nor there. You know, like, man woman doesn't exist. Horses does exactly what they're like, Dylan. You know, like they are actually related to the sea horse. Did you know? So chosen seahorses releases. And then the Krampus, that's also porn goat, half goat, half demon. And the shining love for each other created me and my magical book.

00;40;58;09 - 00;41;17;17
Unknown
So now you are half troll, half demon, half goat. So you'll want to know how magical. Yeah, yeah, that's that's. Well, shit. Yeah. So, you know what's funny is that moment where I realized, like, a is like lan and it was like, yeah, versus what about my favorite word? And I was like, okay, it's just going to switch this around.

00;41;17;17 - 00;41;21;08
Unknown
And then it's kind of.

00;41;21;11 - 00;41;41;20
Unknown
You should have had a camera on that particular moment, cause I was like, oh, I just. Well, not it does make me feel special. The fact, the fact that, the amount of production value you put into it, yeah. Look great. So great story with a large orchestra here. We had I mean, thank you got they managed to bustle out quite quickly.

00;41;41;21 - 00;42;00;13
Unknown
Thank you. The choir. Thank you, Krampus. And thank you, troll. Of course. Round of applause for them. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. It was great. Great to be here. I'm here all day. So thank you guys. It was it was great. So, Yeah, that was our first and maybe not our last or maybe our last musical.

00;42;00;15 - 00;42;21;01
Unknown
Who knows. As I said, that was, I can't wait to listen back to it. That's nice. Yeah, it kind of. It was, I, I well, yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I can, I mean, at least for, for me sitting in the audience. Yeah, I kind of felt it, again, the production value and the storyline was, was definitely there.

00;42;21;03 - 00;42;45;06
Unknown
Yeah. Yeah. So it's, it's a, it's it's two creatures who one gives wishes for Christmas and one gets punishment for Christmas. I couldn't think of a better start of a brand new universe of wish related creatures, you know? So, coming to a theater near you. The child in the Krampus. Good puzzle, good puzzle. Drop the download the three word story.

00;42;45;09 - 00;43;13;23
Unknown
So, Dylan, you all three words were was play smug and skater. Hit me, wild boy. Yeah. That was, Look, I don't have any any sound effects. And honestly, my story might not, might not flow as well as yours does, but mine is a is a story of, somebody kind of just looking to find his place in life.

00;43;13;23 - 00;43;37;28
Unknown
So kind of this is a story about love. And Tony. Okay. Live in Tony. Yeah. I can't wait to hear about living. Tony. What's the story? Kind of going back to primary school. Tony trying to find his place in where he kind of fits in. I'm not exactly sure where you fit in. Was it. Was it, like, kind of the jock thing?

00;43;37;28 - 00;43;56;10
Unknown
The nerd thing? The in primary school? I wouldn't say I necessarily fit in because I was very fat. I remember now and the Lisp, the Lisp didn't have a lisp. Yeah. Yeah, I'm, I was I was given a bad hand and not the worst hand, but you know, I was given, some hurdles to climb, which, when you're fat, is also very hard, metaphorically.

00;43;56;10 - 00;44;22;03
Unknown
And physically. So it started as a bit of a challenge, you know, that was definitely felt like I was heading one way. For example, in my primary school days, we did a play and I was cast as our head teacher and our head teacher. As looking back at that video was extremely camp, extremely. I was cast as him because I had an equal to and or greater than Lisp.

00;44;22;08 - 00;44;42;07
Unknown
But did you did you then kind of display him as his campers, or did I? I wasn't he went away. Does that mean, you know, if it was. Yes it was. You called your friend. Yeah. Well, maybe it was. Maybe it was kind of fruity. Did you embody fruitiness? I did not body yet? No. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

00;44;42;07 - 00;44;58;03
Unknown
There was no watch out for injuries. Injury, anybody? No, he didn't take me back behind the curtain in body. Me. Now, that didn't happen. Allegedly. Okay, okay. So I and I wouldn't say it was necessarily jocks at that age. It was just more you know, everyone's cutting it out and, you know. Yeah. You know, playing football in the.

00;44;58;03 - 00;45;17;08
Unknown
Yeah. Up until the age of 13. Why are we still cutting out these magazines, fucking pictures and pasting them everywhere? I, I, I was just holding me back, you know, I think algebra was probably a fuck up for you. Eventually it's like, oh, shit, I think I might be stupid. I think I'm in a in a bad class.

00;45;17;08 - 00;45;42;19
Unknown
Okay, so yeah, I anyways, so basically Tony also trying to find his way, through primary school. So he figured the best way or at least the first way that he's going to do this was through academics and leadership. Right? He figured, why not try and be a role model? And, that's, why I had to Google the word, class captain.

00;45;42;19 - 00;46;07;23
Unknown
Oh, and, what is the role model? But anyway, so he decided, okay, let me put my efforts into this. And you know what? Actually, it seemed to have worked next year, he was appointed class captain by the teachers, and, figured, you know what? I'm going to inspire these people to be more and to keep it. He's like a cheerleader for his class.

00;46;07;23 - 00;46;39;28
Unknown
Is that what you're saying? And that was a big thing. You. No. So technically not a cheerleader. It's supposed to be a leadership role. So basically just, I guess just looking after the class or trying to glorify in your experience, usually more education, like leadership level or stone cold nerds, like, well, where did it. No, no, it was it was normally, probably a combination of leadership and yes, normally the jocks, because they, they were good at getting the attention, I guess.

00;46;40;00 - 00;47;08;17
Unknown
And that and by default. Yeah. Yeah. Just just put them back in this place. But, Yeah. For Tony, it didn't quite happen like that. He put his efforts in, but, upon being appointed after a couple of days, he realized that he was actually just a glorified babysitter for a class of, I would say, special, special students.

00;47;08;19 - 00;47;31;02
Unknown
Oh, and and all delinquents. Like, it was really like it would be in, in my school. They would be sets. So set one Brady smart people set to, you know, they have some hope that maybe they could aspire to be something and then set three. Forget about it. Like these guys these these people are and they got no hope for many reasons.

00;47;31;04 - 00;47;52;07
Unknown
And sometimes like you said, delinquents. And they just don't give enough. Maybe they got bad. Yeah, yeah, whatever it is. Okay. Right. Yeah. But. So this guy is the captain of that class. Yeah. So basically he's he's running this particular class, and, Yeah, he didn't necessarily make him feel good because he actually gave a shit, but now he, he was kind of backpedaling, so he figured, you know what?

00;47;52;20 - 00;48;20;24
Unknown
Instead of me doing the babysitting thing, let me let me try and shift my focus to sport. Right. Sports again. Tried it out, and he was small, kind of uncoordinated. And, he struggled with some asthma. So, that also kind of didn't work. He tried the rugby tryouts, football tryouts, and, Pretty, pretty down. Pretty discouraged.

00;48;20;25 - 00;48;48;04
Unknown
He decided to to kind of, I guess, move on and be kind of wandered off, after school and stumbling, stumbling, coming across a state, a skate park. Okay. Yeah. Where he actually just so happened to find one of his, sketchy classmates, smoking a cigaret holder. And how did these kids? Probably about 12.

00;48;48;04 - 00;49;10;26
Unknown
13. Okay. Classic smoking age. That makes sense. Yeah, it's it's a it's like he really went. Yeah. Yeah. So he was like, oh shit. Now he wasn't the one necessarily. He's not the rebellious type. But he also had the need for fitting in. So he figured, yeah. So it kind of took a drag of the cigaret. Tony, you fucking bitch took a drag of the cigaret.

00;49;10;26 - 00;49;40;22
Unknown
And needless to say, that led him into a life of heroin. They have no alcohol first. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Then heroin. Yeah. Okay. Then, he made some money. Somehow, someway. Cocaine? No. Just joking. He actually picked up a skateboard. That's nice. They said. Oh, that could be magical. Yeah. Nice. Okay, so, however. So he took his his passion and drive, to be good at something or to lead something.

00;49;40;22 - 00;49;58;12
Unknown
And he put that into skateboarding. And pretty soon he was pretty darn good at it. Okay. Let's go Tony. Go Tony. Yeah I go one on one away. Yeah I'm keeping my mouth shut.

00;49;58;15 - 00;50;19;04
Unknown
You could just I maybe you couldn't say that to me. You know it's you could, you could have had a bit more of a smoke screen on it, but, but it is. I'll, I'll keep on saying, like I told, I told you the flow of it. I wasn't too sure of anyway. So it turns out he was pretty fucking good at scale.

00;50;19;06 - 00;50;50;00
Unknown
Okay. But one day, kind of doing spending some time with his friends who is now a bunch of skaters, kind of chilling around. And this girl love. Walks past and it was something unlike he's ever seen before. She almost glided through the air. It was like she lived life on easy mode just looking like that. And she, it wasn't because she was on a skateboard and it just made it look like just gliding.

00;50;50;01 - 00;51;12;27
Unknown
No. Not quite. No, she wasn't a skater. She was a ballet dancer though. Okay. And man, she had a good set of eloped. Nice. Good, good. I was really scared about that because, you know, he's all 13 year old. So you worried about. Good. Nice. Yellow. Yellow, right? Yeah. So, that's how he again, not really knowing how to flirt to kind of.

00;51;13;02 - 00;51;30;07
Unknown
So you kind of pumped a half decent Ollie in trying to getting probably getting her attention. Didn't fucking work. That didn't work. No. Do you see what he popped and Ollie and Ollie, underwear didn't drop immediately. Nope. Nope. Oh, well, then what are the skaters? Do it. It's like it's a bunch of guys hanging around with each other.

00;51;30;07 - 00;51;52;19
Unknown
Just popping all these all the time, you know? Yeah. I bet those guys would watch a sex show together. You? Yeah. And smoke cigarets. Yeah, yeah. So, anyway, so at a point, like a couple of weeks later, she, she was at the skate park, and they were kind of in the vicinity of each other, and she wanted to get an ice cream.

00;51;52;26 - 00;52;23;18
Unknown
Not with him, but she and her friends were there. Kind of hanging about, and she didn't have enough money to pay for her ice cream. Him kind of being there. It was like, oh, great opportunity for me. But. Only thing he had was he's lucky. Nicole. It's lucky Nicole. He's lucky Nicole. Needless to say, he handed her the Nicole to to kind of cover the shortfall.

00;52;23;20 - 00;52;55;21
Unknown
Obviously that wasn't enough. And she just gave him his Nicole back. Oh, wait, is that lucky or I'm lucky? Didn't I? I don't know. Well, either way he remembered this moment thinking, okay, look, this was my first interaction with her. And you know what? He remember that moment because I actually became friends somewhat after that. But her friends didn't approve of the scruffy little of the typical skater guy.

00;52;55;21 - 00;53;18;02
Unknown
But they specifically said, see you later and good boy. See you later, boys. So you kind of got the I guess, I guess what what would be kind of like the typical guy, okay, it was his fans and he says dude a lot and kind of smokes. And so yeah, he was kind of the scruffy boy and put to the side and, yeah, because of their friends, friends and family disapproving.

00;53;18;02 - 00;53;42;13
Unknown
Disapproving of the skater boy, actually. Yeah. And, they went their separate ways. But he never forgot about it. So instead of becoming Tony Hawk, he put all his energy into into music. Okay. All right, all right. Oh, yeah. Okay. Cool. Yeah. Side twist. Oh, shit. Yeah. What? He's like this. Oh, yeah. So all of a sudden he's into music.

00;53;42;13 - 00;54;02;12
Unknown
Now. He's, He put all these in the genes of music. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, okay. Well, actually. Yeah, actually, fast forward. Okay. He's now a rock star. That. Fuck. Maybe I should try that one again. Why do you want to go one more time yet? Fast forward. Do you want the whole thing? Yeah, try the whole thing.

00;54;02;16 - 00;54;38;19
Unknown
I, I wasn't sure whether what? Fast forward. He's now a rock star. Famous. Still a bit smug about it. Right. And now from Liv's point of view, she realizes. Maybe she was wrong and shows up at one of his concert. So him knowing this I don't I tried, tried, rate some online flirting technique kind of calling push pull and then trying this and then trying to.

00;54;38;25 - 00;55;06;24
Unknown
I'm not sure where I was going with this, but, but but that sounds like attacking someone. Anyway, it totally backfired. Yeah. What a push push push push push push pull. But yeah, it completely backfired. And, against all odds, they basically end up together right now. Haha. So. Tony. Right. Tony was just a nickname.

00;55;07;03 - 00;55;28;13
Unknown
His real name was Chad Anthony Kruger and her name was Avril Levine. Yeah. And, yeah, needless to say that is, they, they, they story in a nutshell think that even deeper.

00;55;28;16 - 00;55;49;26
Unknown
Well, there we go. Hey, you did well. Yeah, we thought we were down there. So you you made you made, Tony Hawk too obvious. You looked me in this guy's fucking head. He's giving away. That's too early. But then, bam! Yeah. Here's the side. There we go, girl. The crowd loves it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I said, absolutely unthinkable.

00;55;49;29 - 00;56;04;23
Unknown
Who the hell is going wild? Yeah. So we play the smug skater, and I figured, yeah, let me just tell you the story of of, of Tony and Love and that's it. And Walla Walla.

00;56;04;26 - 00;56;23;01
Unknown
So, Dylan, we've had a musical and we've had, some fantastic origin stories once more. We did tell a lot of origin stories on this. We were we do. We are going to be known as the go to people to find out where people came from, you know, and now we know where you came from. So we technically have your origin story today, that you are half troll, half demon, half goat.

00;56;23;23 - 00;56;41;07
Unknown
So now I love that you gave me an option to, not be a love that you not gave me an option to interject and be like, no, no, no, this is. Yeah, but it is. Yeah. I mean, look, it was it was a performance, I think, you know, in the middle of a performance, someone's going to go, oh no, it's not this.

00;56;41;10 - 00;56;57;29
Unknown
It wasn't a pantomime. So then what are we going to do next week? What? What are we going for? What are we going to find? A three word stories, I believe as you flick through your book. It was somewhere where we thought we were going to die. Yeah. That's one. Yeah. And that's what we're going to find next week.

00;56;58;07 - 00;57;05;19
Unknown
Three word story. Oh, yeah.

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