9. Flag origins & Hogrid the hedgehog

Welcome to "Three Word Story," where each episode spins a tale from the unexpected. Join hosts James Royle and Dylan Jacobs as they unravel narratives sparked by three random words from the innovative app what3words. From "Manipulate.Homemaking.Classified" to "Intervene.Sandwhich.Satisfaction" every episode promises whimsy, mystery, and creativity in just three words. Tune in for improvised adventures that blend imagination with spontaneity, proving that a world of stories can unfold from the most unlikely places. Ready to embark on a journey of words? Let's weave some magic together

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Transcript

00:00:00:00 - 00:00:31:04
Unknown
Yes. Bongiorno El Delio, of Darlington town. New dildo. How are you? This fine, wondrous and sensational Friday? Hey, you know what? You always sound so cheery. And I hope you come up with interesting ways to. To introduce me. And then I'm like, yeah, James. I'm good. How are you? This is how our podcast goes. It's, come in hot with a silliness, and you go,

00:00:31:06 - 00:00:50:16
Unknown
I wasn't expecting this. It's only the ninth time we've done it. And, you know, this is this is a good docu series. But you. Thank you for saying town this time and not shy of it. It's a minor change. Yeah, we move on. So, Dylan, it's Friday. It is the weekend. Yes. And of course it is. PA pa pa pa pa pa podcast day.

00:00:50:21 - 00:01:32:22
Unknown
Bah bah bah bah. So today we decided to find a place where one of our favorite films is based. Or something specific about, film. Yes. And so there was some scope to do whatever the heck you wanted to. Dylan, what film did you choose? What location? And. Yeah. Well, James, I actually realized that I might have a favorite director because the films I thought of, he actually directed multiple of those, and I only figured it out afterwards, and I was like, oh, shit.

00:01:32:24 - 00:01:55:05
Unknown
Look why you decided to call him in, complete disbelief of this realization that you have suddenly had say, whoa. Yeah. So so, Sean, Shawn. Levy. Levy, Levi I'm not sure. Like the levy. Why? Because I got a Levi. Levi. Levi. Jenkins. No. So. Levi. So Shawn Levy I don't know. I'll be very honest. I have no idea.

00:01:55:05 - 00:02:17:17
Unknown
Well, let them let me kind of just give you a a history of the movies that he has directed. It is like the most not the most recent one. I most recent one is Dylan. I like this would be Deadpool and Wolverine that were there. He was the director Adam Project, cheaper by the dozen, Pink Panther, The Internship.

00:02:17:19 - 00:02:40:07
Unknown
Right? Just to list a few I I'm, for everyone who is listening. He's he's not reading anything that's staring me deep into my eyes at the sides of the table quite intensely. Those were the most consecutive words I've ever sat him down. Wasn't it? Was like you were reading the inside of your own brain. You just had the IMDb page grade to the.

00:02:40:09 - 00:03:00:13
Unknown
Yeah. So no, it was, it was it was truly terrifying just seeing me open my eyes wider and just reading. Local man abuses many people in shopping mall whilst repeating films of Sean Levi and yeah, yeah. So you love his films. Don't love his name so much. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. So the epiphany that you were found a favorite director.

00:03:00:13 - 00:03:20:21
Unknown
How do you feel about that? Does he do you feel stronger or weaker in different? That's. Actually, I, I guess is there's a certain theme is a feel good ness about his movies. So I think that's what I when I gravitate towards, I know it's cheaper by the dozen about orphans. It's not about orphans. No. It was all out of one.

00:03:20:21 - 00:03:37:13
Unknown
Regina. Yes, it was out of what? That it was. It's one person having 12 children. Yes. Okay. Like you. And I know how much you love wide vaginas. So that makes so much sense. Why, you would love that film. Yeah, it was, it was going to be a movie, but sure, it was going to go one way or another.

00:03:37:19 - 00:04:01:00
Unknown
You love orphans or you can love wide vagina. So it was probably the best of any situation that, it was wide vaginas. So speaking of wide vaginas, what is your favorite film and what have you gone for? Well, the one that I went for was the internship. My internship. That's the movie where Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson decide.

00:04:01:02 - 00:04:25:07
Unknown
I mean, they are veteran salesmen and they decide to kind of apply for an internship at Google, kind of bullshitting their way into the program. But nevertheless, they they kind of learn and they have their ways about them. And, yeah. So Chuck's on the way. So out of five days, what would you consider this film? Oh, look, I, I've got many categories of these.

00:04:25:20 - 00:04:46:20
Unknown
So no. So, a comedy films, I would probably probably say four out of five here, four out of five deals for the internship. Wow. Did it. These are. These are good, right? Yeah. These are we. We assume so. Did you, we'll we'll ask your phone book if it is or not. Yeah, I'm just asking if it's really a friend.

00:04:47:00 - 00:05:07:02
Unknown
I'm just asking for friend. You know, it's my DS. Don't know. Yeah, I just, can you tell me, can you show me, photos for the internship? Yeah. So specifically, then what location have you chosen? So the head offices, the global headquarters of Google, Okay, so you probably had quite a large range to choose from.

00:05:07:02 - 00:05:27:01
Unknown
From that area? Yes. However, I normally kind of stick to the rule of the block on the app that it lands on. I try and not click more than three blocks away and I'm like, okay, so you'll relatively strict about your blockage. That's good to hear. I mean, I'm watching this. Probably a good time to explain. Re explain.

00:05:27:01 - 00:05:45:06
Unknown
Yes. Really explain what we actually do to get these words. So the intro has been wrong for now. Seven episodes are, completely my fault. I got no one else to blame. Purely my fault. I know it's been wrong for 2 or 3. Yeah, but I've been listening to it. You say it wrong. So what? What have I missed?

00:05:45:06 - 00:06:07:06
Unknown
So the app is called what? Three words that we use? Yes. I say in the intro, these three, these three words. So good, so wrong, so wrong. So I mean there is no chance of beating. What, three words. What three words. What three words. So that is something that I need to adjust and change I admit. And what maybe I wonder we haven't gotten sponsored.

00:06:07:06 - 00:06:32:18
Unknown
Yeah. Out of the four listeners that we have had so far, who why wouldn't someone have been from what, three words? So what three words is the app? Where everywhere on earth has a small square, a couple of meters by a couple of meters and is given three random words instead of coordinate, instead of coordinates. So it's like a fun play on coordinates, because who wants to hear, you know, 54 by North 85 six West EU 69 there 6969 EU.

00:06:32:23 - 00:06:57:06
Unknown
That's not fun. I want to hear leopard cheetah antelope at this. Nope. I mean that would be a vet. That would that would be a dead giveaway. I'm in fact right now. But I'm going to try and find right now I have what, three words right in front of me, which is a website and an app I'm going to try and find now what Cheetahs, antelope, and what was the other one?

00:06:57:06 - 00:07:13:15
Unknown
I said, lion, lion or we'll go lion. Let's see if this is well, I don't know. I went with words that I can spell. James, you went with antelope and I'm like, why the fuck would you go if I go and then try and hello? But no, don't just say it in a slow voice and say, what do you believe?

00:07:13:16 - 00:07:30:12
Unknown
You. How do you spell it as you say it. Antelope. Yeah. So the first letter is a at the second letter M the third letter T the the next letter.

00:07:32:10 - 00:07:54:16
Unknown
And I'm going to say it and then the E and then the rest of the letters, you should be able to elope. Oh, yeah. Like the Lopez or the antelope. So. All right, Cheetahs, antelope and lion take us to a forest in. I have no idea where to look. I'll be very honest. I have no idea. But these three words are three words.

00:07:54:16 - 00:08:22:06
Unknown
So if we ever find ourselves in the deep plains of what appears to be, new bag left banner with somewhere in China. So I wanted to say. So these three words sounds familiar. It's. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's just next to Harlem beer and, Ulaanbaatar. It's actually just on the border of Mongolia. In fact, it is in Mongolia.

00:08:22:06 - 00:08:41:23
Unknown
Oh, silly. So it's in Mongolia. So just on the border between Mongolia and China. I have no idea what the fuck we're talking about, but that is how you use these three words. You take three words. That was a live example, a live example in the moment. So we choose a place. That place gives us three words and we make the story, and we will correct it in the intro from now on.

00:08:41:23 - 00:09:15:08
Unknown
Probably, probably. So Dylan, your three words from Google's headquarters quarters located in California, I believe, like if I remember correctly. But anyway, flags, arms races. I'm an artist. Oh, okay. And conscious some things in emotion. That's nice. Okay. All right. So good. Three words. So my film Dylan is one of my favorites of all time. I don't know if you've seen this.

00:09:15:08 - 00:09:37:04
Unknown
I don't know how many days you would give this. Hotspots. Yes. You have seen how I. But I thoroughly enjoy the plot and obviously the little fucking comedy, right? My lover, like Robert. Out of how many does not. Hagrid. Yeah. I just said about how many days would you give off the top of your head? Hot fuzz?

00:09:37:06 - 00:09:52:07
Unknown
Yeah, probably. I mean, let's say three and a half. I don't know though. Maybe it's the like. Well, I don't know if it's just the fact that it's British film, but yeah, in terms of the plot and yeah, maybe in terms of the acting, yeah, the acting was a bad. So yeah, let's say three and a half. Okay.

00:09:52:11 - 00:10:17:06
Unknown
I mean, I've not seen the internship, but I can I can promise you you're wrong. There was no way the internship is four days and hot fudge is three and a half days, so. Right. I know it's your scale. I have, sir. Darlington Shire el dildo. Whatever he. You're wrong. So it's El Capitan? Yeah. So el l per a so for anyone who doesn't know, from the listeners in Japan, we've had a listener in Japan.

00:10:17:06 - 00:10:44:19
Unknown
Yes. I listen to news, Beck astound and all these listeners in the, randomly around the world. Yes. Hot fuzz is a movie based in my home county in England, Somerset. And the film itself is based in a village in quotation marks called Samford, which is a real place in Somerset. But it's filmed in the city of Wells now the city of Wells, not really a city.

00:10:44:22 - 00:10:58:06
Unknown
It was back in the good old days. Are there any wells? Did you say Wells? There is Wells. I assume there has been at some point. Wells? I don't think there's any active wells. They have running water now, but it was in the good old days. We could just build a cathedral and claim yourself to be a city.

00:10:58:11 - 00:11:17:07
Unknown
And that's what they did. But a whacking great cathedral called himself a city, and it's one of those cities that they really like to be like, no, we are a city. We are. We are city of 40,000 people. Yeah. They've got like, small man syndrome of cities, you know, like, yeah, yeah. Look at it. Yeah. So like, I knew yeah, I was I wasn't gonna say yeah, yeah.

00:11:17:07 - 00:11:42:11
Unknown
But I said, listen, I could see where you were pointing at that just because that was too funny. Fucking so based on Wells Abbott, but the fictional village of Stamford. So I chose the pub that is in the shootout in Hollywood, which actually is real. It is in the city of Wells. I've been there. They have some memorabilia of hot fudge.

00:11:42:13 - 00:12:03:20
Unknown
It's pretty cool. Very British. I based it there now I've gone a bit rogue with this one, Dillon and little bit rogue. And I know how you hate. Hate. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. This is obviously three word story. But as it took me to this place and you know sometimes you click around a couple of squares. Yeah.

00:12:03:21 - 00:12:23:20
Unknown
Near the area just to see you going to do that mile just to see the. Oh no sorry I'm thinking a pool I don't I thinking oh I'm thinking of similar actors. Like what are the actors. It's like Nick Nick Frost Simon Pegg. Yeah. Yeah. So I've stayed in the past by name my short but I, I selected one square and I selected the square right next to it.

00:12:23:22 - 00:12:51:18
Unknown
And I thought, this is a great opportunity for the first of the three. What story? That is actually a six word story. All right. Thank goodness you just said six. It's one and a half word story. And we have sadly Hedgehog winks. And we also have a sadly hedgehog links. Yes. Now sadly I why wink winks anyone? Sure I don't know, maybe it's a stroke.

00:12:51:20 - 00:13:17:10
Unknown
That is a sad wink after all. Maybe it's ducks conjured hopes these were right next to each other. Dylan, I could not miss this opportunity of a story to miss. Sadly, Hedgehog winks and combine it with a duck's conjured hopes. All right. Okay, so for the first time ever, we're going to have a six word story. Because they were late.

00:13:17:12 - 00:13:32:08
Unknown
I thought, why the fluff not? And because, Dylan, I admit, last week I gave you an IQ test and that was that was a malicious thing for me to do. I, I knew what I was doing there I was, I knew what Honeywell Corner I was backing you into, that I knew that there was going to be going to be trouble.

00:13:32:10 - 00:13:52:23
Unknown
I was hoping that I'd be pleasantly surprised, but I thought it wasn't. No, it was exactly how I expected it to go. And for that, I decided to put in extra work this time. So I'm going a bit. I'm going to I'm going to go six word story. We're going to have some production value involved in this. I don't know how it will go because we will improv the shit out of this story and that is genuine.

00:13:52:23 - 00:14:12:00
Unknown
I have a couple of notes about hedgehogs and ducks and that pretty much it as I have for a story. So we'll see how it goes. But right to begin with, we need to decide whom whom. We'll take the first story in today's three word story. So we've had double. We've had the randomizer of the fingers behind the back.

00:14:12:09 - 00:14:32:13
Unknown
We've had the sweet going about what it was called, it seems like for Tomtom. At Tomtom, sweet Tomtom. Today, Dylan, we're going Top Trumps. We're going to. I don't actually knew the answer. Like you need this in terms, of course it's not gonna be a full game and top jumps as the last one we did lasted about an hour.

00:14:33:00 - 00:14:50:04
Unknown
And that was a that was a sad sight. This is just remind me who won. I believe, you know, he flipped it. He flew it. Beginner's luck. Fluke. Yes, I am, fluke off. Yeah. And, you know, this happens. It's it's a game of champions. But there can be some luck involved. But we're not going to play a whole game.

00:14:50:06 - 00:15:09:08
Unknown
We're going to do best at three, as usual. Because, you know, three is the magic number. And I've just given a shuffle. And I will let you choose which three cards you want. I haven't seen them. There we go. Let's pick your three cards. Okay. You sure? Yeah. If you just say, like I said, those are my on that end of the table.

00:15:09:08 - 00:15:27:19
Unknown
But. So yeah, you just only look at the first one. Oh, how good is that. These are not the. No, these are not the, you know, top two. So top trumps, we have three cards each. Right. And we don't know the other cards either. One hands. Obviously you have to just pick the top one and we will have a character.

00:15:27:19 - 00:15:48:08
Unknown
And we need to try and find the highest number of these points. So we have got a magic, we have cunning, we have courage, we have wisdom and we have temper, temper. I'll be very honest with you, Dylan. I have no idea what constitutes a good score or what constitutes a bad score. But we will find out in Top Trumps.

00:15:48:08 - 00:16:11:17
Unknown
Harry Potter. I will let you go first. All right, so we are going for highest number. Yeah. Highest number. My name is all of them. All right. In that case, I will go for magic. Magic? How much magic you got? Blessed? 52, 52. Shiver me timbers. Whoa! Professor Trelawney has a magic of 22. What a powerful spell to use.

00:16:11:17 - 00:16:31:16
Unknown
A little thank you. Down onto the next one, Cornelius. Fudge! Oh, what a fudge packer. And so next one. I admit I have a match. Well, fuck me, these are terrible cards. Jesus. Well, this. Wow. You know what gems You pick? I think I'm. In all honesty, I think I'm just going to to claim this victory right now.

00:16:31:21 - 00:17:01:10
Unknown
Because what? Ain't no one. No, no, let's let's get serious. So let's call it magic. Oh ho ho. Hit me. Well, we got 80. Oh, damn. Cho chang, fricking JK Rowling. JK Rowling's attempt at getting some diversity in that she was like, how could I name my Chinese, Scottish student, Cho Chang Choa Chu Kang, which you ask anyone from Essex what they call cocaine.

00:17:01:10 - 00:17:27:06
Unknown
I'm pretty sure that they have some Cho Chan Chang, right? Right. Look, you've won, but we'll just play the last card. Actually, we'll just see. And I suppose you know what? We'll go for courage, and then I will give you a 36 from Ginny Weasley. Ginny Weasley? Well, Ginny, you slag, you lose because I have the courage of 38, you wimp.

00:17:27:08 - 00:17:55:07
Unknown
Two. One. I'll take it, Mr. Darlington. L dill face detector. Take it away with story number one. Please remind the audience at home in Japan. Or as Bec, Aston or Perth, Australia. Aware of the F you three people are. Please remind them of your three. So to remind you of my three words, it's flags, racers and artist. So take it away on E!

00:17:55:09 - 00:18:39:17
Unknown
Taking us back to Rome 11 BC. The Augustus, an emperor known to be firm but fair. However, the story paints a slightly different picture. Here we are. Willy Wonka's chocolate. Yeah. Slightly different. Yes. Just so known to Rome, known for their extravagant events in and around the Colosseum. Chariot racing being the main event. I don't know if you've seen movies like Ben-Hur or The Gladiator, or I am aware of them by the way of them.

00:18:39:17 - 00:19:07:13
Unknown
But yeah, Chariot Race, it's now actually Ben-Hur again. Ben. They had to rename it, a bend them. Yeah. Bend, bend them, bend them. It's, it's him. So they they've had to be all inclusive. That's unfortunately. But hey, there we go. That one's for you. That. Yeah. That's funny. Anyway, so, known for their extravagant events, in and around the Colosseum.

00:19:07:15 - 00:19:39:00
Unknown
For they chariot racing, they ticket sales have seen a bit of a slump, and it needed to be fixed because lately, the amphitheater next door has been attracting way too much attention from the chariot race. Yeah, from the chariot races. So Emperor Augustus, called a meeting with some of his closest advisers and said, pull them together and saying, men.

00:19:39:02 - 00:20:04:14
Unknown
Those drama geeks from next door stealing the show. So we need a simple way to draw more attention to our annual chariot race. I love your Roman accent, by the way, because that's how they sound. Yes. Here I kind of thought in all honesty I thought, well am I going to go Italian. But then. But according to the movies this is what they sound.

00:20:04:14 - 00:20:27:06
Unknown
It's Roman city. Yes. Roman speaking. I don't know why it doesn't have the same approach when you kind of, talk to me of maturity. Okay. Eat the auto. That one's for you. And whoever wins, I got to let time look at me. Look, I can do it again. Yes, please. All right. Elise and her men, those drama geeks from next door are stealing the show.

00:20:27:12 - 00:20:54:16
Unknown
We need a simple way to draw more attention. I 100% prefer this version, by the way. And I thought that was fun. I say we go back and we do a feature length dub of Gladiator in Italian accent, and we're coming to YouTube. A be taken down immediately for copyright, but fuck it and anyway, so so Nero, you might have heard of him, you might not.

00:20:54:21 - 00:21:17:02
Unknown
But an advisor known for his wisdom and it might sound like the same voice, but it's not. I'm going to try to do it differently if they're from the same town, the natural, even though. No, no, that's my go to, for fuck's sake. Okay. So. Right. Okay. So yeah, you're right, I know I want, I want Italian bang.

00:21:17:02 - 00:21:53:20
Unknown
You've put yourself in the corner now I want Italian bang. You've got to bring him up every five seconds. Go. So no on show. No much higher. How can we compete? Who's the ampitheatre next door? You know, the, beautiful woman involved in this play. And she shows us what amount of cleavage that. Oh, and in the act two seem to, you can actually see a bit of side boob.

00:21:53:22 - 00:22:21:02
Unknown
Her name is Amber. I've seen the play a couple of times. Second in theater. Anyways. Then Maximus stood up and said, you know what? If nudity is answer, I can show my penis. And he stood up and even to sit down, said Augustus. And now he was back to the English version of it came on that pretty quickly.

00:22:21:04 - 00:22:28:18
Unknown
No, no. Nudity is muted. Please get on with sorry.

00:22:28:20 - 00:22:53:23
Unknown
No, no nudity is new. Did have no nudity. You dude needed. It's not needed here. So sorry I've been subjected too much I apologize. Can you. No no, no. So we have Augustus. Augustus. We have an ampitheater. And we have the the Colosseum. You have. They are. The Colosseum is losing clients to ticket sales to those in the amphitheater.

00:22:53:23 - 00:23:28:17
Unknown
Who has Chloe, who has shows some side boob. Probably is probably not, on purpose. But needless to say, it is sex. And it happens. Hey, hey, hey. So, to attract more attention back, he said, all right, let's get our two best creatives on it to see in which way we can drag. We can drag a bit more attention or take a bit more attention.

00:23:28:20 - 00:24:03:01
Unknown
Draw is the would draw but more attention from the, the ampitheater next door. So the advisors then proceeded to select two men artists that could then come up with an idea creative idea to draw some attention away from the ampitheater, for the, the annual chariot races. So the men selected, a man from Greece who is, some work in Athens as a sculptor.

00:24:03:01 - 00:24:36:19
Unknown
And another man from what they now know as Trinidad and Tobago and how he got around it. Okay. So known this particular man from this Trinidadian, known for his textile works, paintings, sculptures also in and around the city and also fun only known for rolling a mean, blunt. Instructed with the mission. To design and come up with an artistic idea.

00:24:36:20 - 00:25:13:01
Unknown
Obviously to then do this. They had six months until the annual Talladega Night chariot races. And how many days out of five would you give that film? Probably a three and a half. I thought you fucking would get three, man. I'm a champion, I win, and, so haunted work. About, after about six months with, a couple of days out, they were set to present to Emperor Augustus.

00:25:13:03 - 00:25:47:10
Unknown
The Greek man named Alexander presented first. He presented them with a material that resembles that of a should, however much larger yet lighter. So woven polyester. Yes, they had polyester back then. No question. That's fine. That would move as the wind blows, then using multiple colors to then attract the attention of the crowd.

00:25:47:12 - 00:26:22:21
Unknown
It's not reading. It's not it. Definitely. So did you see that paper airplane just, like, hit the sky? That it makes a page folding voice. That was incredible. Yeah. So, Yeah. Augustus turned the page. So literary man named George, who I feel. Yeah. A Trinity man named George, then in shock, realized Alexander had copy this idea. Outraged, trying to make his point, he explained that this is the same basis of what he was doing right?

00:26:22:23 - 00:26:56:22
Unknown
So he he explained this the same basis of his idea, which he used to further create a figure, resemble a tall man known today as the inflatable tube man. So unleashing a prototype built, on the outside of this building, fluttering in the wind. And all the advisers and emperors looking at this, this monstrosity. What sorcery is this?

00:26:56:24 - 00:27:26:08
Unknown
Even Mervyn. Mervyn moon. Mervyn. Mervyn. Mervyn to Mervyn. But Merlin said that even Merlin was surprised. And everyone else. What the fuck are you doing here? But in ancient Rome. Yeah. You? Yeah. I honestly don't know. He's funny. He's like Lancelot side, right? So he's up mess. So lots make what you do now. But he's been barking. He's been doing not stuff.

00:27:26:08 - 00:27:39:09
Unknown
Shocked. Shocked by the sorcery. Dead silence. Waiting for the emperor to respond.

00:27:39:11 - 00:28:05:05
Unknown
You guys had six months. What was that? This is. You've gone back to American Gladiator now? Yeah, yeah. You go. Best six moments when Liam Neeson with that one. Yeah. Go. Let's let's get bring about the Italian last night. Let's go, let's go back and let's get back into character. All right. Hey you guys, I had the six months to come up with an idea to attract attention.

00:28:05:05 - 00:28:30:16
Unknown
And this is the best that you can come up with. This is absolutely pathetic. It's pronounced pathetic. I do not care. He's an emperor, after all. Pathetic either way. So let's proceed with the shirt style fabric that moves in the wind. It is too late now. We move forward. It's odd because some emperors all of a sudden gone South Africans.

00:28:30:18 - 00:29:17:12
Unknown
That is a true. But sure. But but. Right. But, sire, have you considered both options carefully enough as the true man? Clearly draws more attention? His response? It is a plain and simple. I do not like the color of this man's face pointing to the three man. So this is, the story of the selected artists with safe with Their flags, in which the first public display of racism.

00:29:17:14 - 00:29:45:19
Unknown
So much so racist sovereignty, such so much so that the flag has used, has been used for thousands of years. And the Jewish man only made its debut at the 1996 Summer Olympics. From an artist from Trinidad and Tobago.

00:29:45:21 - 00:30:04:15
Unknown
And I'm not sure if if this will ever see the light of day. I wanted to give it a bit more of a backstory, so it's because, in all honesty, it's.

00:30:04:17 - 00:30:26:03
Unknown
I looked at flags and then races, and then I was like, well, that's races or races. And then I was like, then I was like, artist. And then I was like, race artist. And then I was like, racist. And then I go and like, you know, I promise you, I said that. I thought, man, this, this, this, this is probably wrong.

00:30:26:03 - 00:30:49:24
Unknown
I should I should not proceed with this. And that's why I that's how I did it. Anyway. That's so this is James sweating in front of me, being like, what the fuck? I said, this is why you asked me. Could we get counsel? Yes, but even before we we. Yeah, even. I mean, we just lost. We just lost our audience, the full members listening.

00:30:50:01 - 00:31:19:04
Unknown
That's right. I mean, look, man. Right. Let's track back a second, all right? Was what you said inappropriate? No, I don't think so. Because this is why. Yeah. You are only explaining the potential origins. Yeah. Alleged origins. Yes. Of the diabolical thing of racism. You know, and it could be that the, the the tube man as we know it.

00:31:19:08 - 00:31:36:21
Unknown
I mean, who knows how it was blowing up in the air without an electrical fan, but we don't know we weren't there. Maybe that's why Merlin was there to do some magic. And hey, racism have to start somewhere. So who's to say that it wasn't Italy? Unless it be honest, it can be a little bit crazy sometimes. I mean, look, I just saying.

00:31:36:24 - 00:31:55:08
Unknown
Right. Well, there goes Giuseppe and we just lost. Yeah. It's like, actually, I think after my actions, I think we might have lost. Oh, look, if I look at the geography of where people listen. Not one. It is not one in Italy. Fuck them. Yeah, you big racists. So, hey, it's good to know where racism may have come from.

00:31:55:16 - 00:32:28:15
Unknown
I don't think we can call it racist origins, but to know where the word of racism potentially came from, what was it? Racist is racist. Race artist. That were in a in a duel to get to a flag. And ironically enough, the flag was not even invented in this particular story. So we had to invent the flag to create the fucking tube, man, to create the story of the feud of the two artists creating a flag for the race.

00:32:28:20 - 00:32:49:24
Unknown
Okay, which is a race which turned out into racism. The more I think about it, the more that I'm going to double down with you that that it's not offensive in any way, shape or form to anyone. And actually, it really highlights that, the suppression of some ethnic people, people, so let's move on immediately. What a fantastic story.

00:32:50:01 - 00:33:21:13
Unknown
I thank you. What was your three words? So it was flags. Yeah, that makes sense. Races? Makes sense. An artist like two authors and races that was very well stitched together. That's, say stitched. That was good. Thank you. I meant that 100%. So it's hit us. James, please. My story. Oh, yes. Six wood, six wood story. Welcome to six Blitz Story, the podcast where we take six words from the app.

00:33:21:15 - 00:33:54:24
Unknown
What three words. And we improvise the shit out of this story. Today I've been a naturist slash conservationist. And for once, Dylan, I'm going to be serious. I've got a message for the masses. A no nonsense, no edgy humor, no shenanigans. Why don't you then just go broadcast for the BBC? Then maybe I will descend because you are going to be blown away by the production value.

00:33:54:24 - 00:34:18:03
Unknown
Okay? The core deep message is that I am going to share with you right now. Pump up a bounty through the medium of storytelling. Okay? Okay. You're going to to, take me through the various levels and, nooks and crannies of, I do not know where I'm just going. I can see that since I just, I just to if the wayside.

00:34:18:03 - 00:34:41:03
Unknown
So let me start with some facts, okay? So I want this to be educational for everyone at all points. And I need to share with you some traits of what will be my two main characters. One shall be a hedgehog. One shall be a duck. Okay. Surprise. So because the three words, you know, it's I didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:41:07 - 00:35:11:13
Unknown
I didn't pull a hedgehog out my ass because that would hurt. So here's some facts you may not have known about hedgehogs. Hedgehogs are lactose intolerant. They are nocturnal. Hedgehogs can hibernate. A baby hedgehog is called a chocolate. Hedgehogs have between 5000 and 7000 spines. The little prickly things on their back. Not like a long bone. That would be ridiculous.

00:35:11:15 - 00:35:30:18
Unknown
A group of hedgehogs is called an array of what would you, huddles? Oh, I don't know. That would be very prickly. You don't want to eat it? Yeah, yeah, I don't want to be silly. They could walk over two miles in one night. I don't know what this means, but their name suits their character. Which, actually, when I searched Dylan, it said the exact same thing.

00:35:31:10 - 00:35:52:11
Unknown
The name suits the character. And obviously they have sharp spines in the back. So essentially what you get from a hedgehog, they are quite insular characters. They stay by themselves. The kind of walk in the night and they're a bit prickly, some harsh to the touch other animals would avoid because they're in a hurry okay.

00:35:52:16 - 00:36:22:23
Unknown
That's what everyone's preconceived preconceived notions are. Now. On the other hand Dylan duck duck duck's assholes. So duckling actually Wolf fuck you says all ducks. Oh, yeah. Because ducklings are loving siblings and communicate with each other before hatching, so they even talking to each other. Okay. Flying geese. Geese? Oh, no. Geese now. Yeah, a motherfuckers. Yeah, those honkies will get you and they will not beat you and they will snap your arm as famously.

00:36:22:23 - 00:36:49:06
Unknown
They can do so stay away from geese but ducks under their hand. I can just imagine that. That's what people in the UK like worry about. Like we've got lions down and like down south and you guys are like, just watch out for the fucking geese. Yeah, yeah. It's it's all, it's like a public announcement. It'd be like on the TV be like, man, if you're going out at night, make sure you take your goose stick with y'all because that goose can be hide him around any corner at any time,

00:36:49:08 - 00:37:12:22
Unknown
Kong? Watch out! Harry! Harry! Buddy. Be aware, Holly, there's a goose behind that. What happened? That. It's it's essentially like a a poorly zoomed in film of like, a kid walk in the night. And it's like, really low budget going in. And then all of a sudden zoom in on the goose face, honk honk, honk, honk. And then, like, the next scene is just a freshly dug grave with, like, the word Timmy on the gravestone.

00:37:12:24 - 00:37:34:05
Unknown
Stay away from goose is no, stay away from. Yeah, it was probably a big issue in Scotland as well. So okay that's geese. We talk about ducks. Sorry. Ducks. Freaking ducks. All right. Free from human intervention, ducks can live up to 20 years. And this is a direct quote from the internet. And I felt this was, very fucking amazing.

00:37:34:12 - 00:37:54:09
Unknown
It's not so amazing. I felt like, oh, I was a bit like, oh, it's so a bit like, a duck's PR business had set written this line. Okay. It just said ducks have better vision than you do. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, 100%. You don't know me. Yeah. How's it like it was? I am actually I have yeah.

00:37:54:10 - 00:38:19:05
Unknown
No, no. Know who said that I have incredible. Are you that so so so I did say I was a bit insulted by that, but better than you do. But all right, the main point here, I'm trying to make Dylan Tunney's ducks. Social creatures, they love each other. They're kind, that friendly. Okay, that's the backstory of the animals.

00:38:19:23 - 00:38:47:14
Unknown
So, Dylan, let me take you back. Sorry, not take it. Let me take you to a garden in rural England. Oh, shit. Sorry for one. Sorry, sorry. That's. That's what. Told you. We have deduction. Yeah. So this is, royalty free music. We're allowed to play this. This is all fine, so we won't get sued. Eight podcasts in.

00:38:47:16 - 00:39:20:07
Unknown
But let me take you to a verbal back garden in. But fuck of England somewhere. That really set the scene. We have a lovely cottage, old, beautiful stone. And in this back garden we have beautifully fenced area, bushes, little stream, and in the corner, a little cozy hedgehog tucked into the corner, enjoying his life. Now the thing with this hedgehog, and for all tenses purposes, we'll call him Hagrid.

00:39:20:13 - 00:39:40:10
Unknown
Because I know how much you love Hagrid. So we have little Hagrid, and Hagrid was brought in by accident and a bag of chippings one day when they were doing the landscaping in the back garden. So little Hagrid, bless him, he's been stuck in there for months. No other creatures. The freshly puts in fences, nothing can get in, nothing can get.

00:39:40:10 - 00:40:09:07
Unknown
So we have long grass, flowers, bumblebees. But we have little Hagrid in the corner by himself. Now. Little Hagrid, he looks a bit lonely, no one to speak to and it makes him feel a little bit alone. Insular. Sad. Little awkward. Now on the other side of the fence, we have a lovely pond. We have frogs, we have ducks, we have swans.

00:40:09:09 - 00:40:32:15
Unknown
We have all kinds of wildlife playing and dancing and swimming around. So beautiful. You can picture it. You really know how to set the scene. Thank you. You can see the sun glistening in the water, frogs frolicking from lily pad to lily pad. It's truly beautiful. A scene of frolicking. I'll show you later, okay? Please don't bend over.

00:40:32:18 - 00:40:59:16
Unknown
So it's beautiful rural England and the ducks fly from the sky, skim along the water and have fun and merrily play. The ducks notice as they fly by little lovely and lonely Hagrid. And he looks up and he winks at them and wishes the memory day. And that is how it is for months and days beyond. And this is just how it is, Dylan.

00:40:59:16 - 00:41:34:15
Unknown
The ducks are social. They're playing. They're having a lovely and wonderful time and poor little Hagrid is sat by himself. Now it's bonfire night. Bonfire night means bonfire night. Boom. Tequila's it's exactly I don't know. So bonfire night. Oh, shit. Okay. Hang on. Lesson time. So far. What the fuck is going on? So bonfire night. So this is about music for this.

00:41:34:17 - 00:41:58:24
Unknown
So back in the olden days, there was a little naughty rascal called Guy Fawkes. Okay? Guy Fawkes wasn't all tense and purposes a terrorist. Okay, so what he attempted. And also you being the deadly serious. No, this is true. That's true. But this. So I'll just. I'm just taking because I can. Yeah, I thought I thought you were gonna kind of compare the character, and I thought it was a character.

00:41:58:24 - 00:42:16:07
Unknown
I thought you were going to compare it to Andy from Toy Story or not. Andy? What's that? What's the guy? Sid? I think it's Sid from next. All fucking torches. The the toys. Yeah, yeah. But anyway. Yeah, yeah. So. Yeah. Not Sid from Toy Story. All right. It's not where all bases of history come from. Dylan, for the last time, this is real history.

00:42:16:07 - 00:42:49:11
Unknown
So Guy Fawkes guy for back in the day, he was angry at Parliament. I can't remember why, but he planned to bomb the shit out of the Houses of Parliament. But alas, at the last second, his plot was Fawkes thwarted. Thwarted? In fact, I tried to do a Fawkes imported thing didn't really work. And to celebrate that day, we celebrate Guy Fawkes Day, the day where he was to blow up the Houses of Parliament Parliament, but failed the gun plot.

00:42:49:11 - 00:43:07:17
Unknown
Treason never happened. So on that day in November the 5th, remember, remember the 5th of November as the, the tune goes, the fireworks are let off. Guy Fawkes is burned at stake, which now I'm saying it pretty fucking weird, actually. I don't think anyone does that anymore. I think we've kind of. I think we've moved to it.

00:43:07:17 - 00:43:30:15
Unknown
Yeah. Because, yeah, weird. Because England has a history that it's not to do with anything burning or lobotomized anyone. So no, basically that's that. That is what the Guy Fawkes night. It's all right. We got this a little bit of, a bit of history for you. There we go. So good. It's Guy Fawkes night. Fireworks and Chinese lanterns.

00:43:30:22 - 00:44:02:00
Unknown
Basically fire hazards and little hedgehog. Hagrid sat in the corner and he's just shivering away, just wanting this to end with the bomb, the pomp and the. And then all of a sudden, this Chinese lantern just floats down into the back garden, which is obviously a flame and fabric here for explaining the lands on the wooden fences and the fire ignites.

00:44:02:02 - 00:44:25:05
Unknown
Fire starts to spread through the back garden. Little Hagrid is scared and frightened, running from one side of the garden to the other, not knowing what to do now, little Hagrid has no friends. He is lonely, he's prickly, he is spiky and the little duck on the other side of the fence that I forgot to mention earlier, who is a great guy, quacks this will.

00:44:25:05 - 00:44:44:04
Unknown
Hedgehog, are you okay? Help me, help me, says Little Hedgehog. And then duck speaks to his friends. What can we do when they start pecking? Pecking at the fence as hard as they can? Now a duck's beak is chop, but not that sharp. Yeah, I know that, Mr. Little. Hagrid says to them, please help me. Carry me out of here.

00:44:44:04 - 00:45:01:22
Unknown
Save me. And they say, no, Mr. Little Hedgehog. Mr. Hagrid, we know how prickly and how spiky you are, and we don't want to touch you. We will hurt us, you will affect us and it will hurt our poor little webbed feet. And he says, no, please trust me. I know I don't speak to you. I know I'm different.

00:45:01:22 - 00:45:21:04
Unknown
I know I'm not like you. But I promise I won't hurt you when I touch you. So as the fire starts to spread, starts to burn. The ducks look at each other and they quack. And they say, oh, they went for it. And they said, okay. And they fly over and down and they gather up little lovely, beautiful, wonderful, great.

00:45:21:09 - 00:45:44:18
Unknown
And they set him out to the pond, and they take him to their lovely little paddock and keep him safe. All right. The previous one, I was ready for Jack Sparrow two. And that would have been. You would have loved that. Oh, yes. So little Hagrid sits there in a lovely little duck paddock paddock and stock effects them.

00:45:44:18 - 00:46:07:18
Unknown
Thank you for conjuring up hope in me. And the ducks. Look at each other and they say, well little Hagrid, we had the wrong idea with you. We saw this prickly, lonely character. We just want to touch you and we did. So the point I'm trying to make here, and as I'm sure you can probably cut in on the joke, don't judge a book by its character.

00:46:07:18 - 00:46:35:08
Unknown
Little hot break hug, hug. Hagrid was not a bad, spiky character. He could be trusted and treated the right way. A little hedgehog could be picked up without prickling. He. So remember, ladies and gentlemen, communicate with each other. Don't judge a book by its character and most of all, stay radical.

00:46:35:10 - 00:46:54:22
Unknown
Enter Disney. So that is my six word story. Now, as I said, I have 2 to 3 sentences in front of me, so I think that story went slightly faster than I expected it to, but it's okay. I think that I missed the introduction of my duck character, but whatever it was, I had a whole mental buy over it.

00:46:54:22 - 00:47:22:06
Unknown
He was great guy. I had voices, but a fuckton. It's a completely fox. It, so, hey, hope these things happen. That was a security guard that just, walked past and. Yeah, but I'm just kind of going back to the fact that you think, in fact, that this this was, this was a fucking fantastic. And, by the way, for the people not knowing, I was just pointing at this megaphone thingy in front of me that, was that South Africans, a megaphone, thing?

00:47:22:11 - 00:47:37:17
Unknown
Is that not a word? Maganda no, I just think you've just made up like a thingamajig. Going to give a J. What you call it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And anything in that line, I only think of those, gibberish as well. That's fair enough. What's that? Hey, I think it went right. Yeah, I did the production value.

00:47:37:17 - 00:48:01:23
Unknown
I just, I put a little bit more effort this time because I said, yeah. So now you set a precedent and I'm, I'm, I did set a precedent. Precedent? Precedents. Yes. Precedent. So, Dylan, next time let's look at somewhere where we've been embarrassed before. So somewhere where we felt a little bit silly things have happened and we've been like, a bit red faced.

00:48:01:23 - 00:48:18:01
Unknown
You know, this this is a long list, James. Yeah, I thought it would be. Yeah, I thought so. You were going to have to think hard and fast of where. And, look, we can do a somewhere where we've been embarrassed to another time, you know, like, I've, I got places where I vomited. So we're going to bring that back.

00:48:18:01 - 00:48:35:19
Unknown
This is moment. It's my favorite band I will play, we'll play my favorite band. Piss shit and vomited. Thank you for listening to three words story.