Dylan Jacobs
Dylan hails from an area of South Africa that seems to make everyone look slightly concerned about his character, but we know he's a decent lad.
The young wipper snapper prides himself on his half goat, half demon, half-troll heritage and attempts to use it for free access to watch any film with Adam Sandler in it, alas to no avail.
Dylan speaks both Afrikaans and English, so forgive him for some slight mistranslation in English. If it makes you feel better, we have it on good authority he's not exactly the sharpest tack in his own language after surveying friends, family and imaginary friends.
If Dylan isn't peeing his pants in excitement at video games or upsetting girls, he's most likely attaining suspicious palm injuries playing golf or on his way riding his springbok to start concocting vigorous internet research into adult films.